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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon doesn't fit in (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just become a line cook you’ll be the most normal one there.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

The former gang member and former meth fiend who taught me to cook can attest to this. (Different people)

I'm sure they'd upvote this if

They were on this gay ass forum
Had enough feeling in their fingers to actually hit the button

But they're busy being people.

because op doesn't want to accept his innate normieness.

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How can he be a former meth fiend if he works as a line cook? Or did he simply get a new drug-of-choice?

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

As a former bar back and then bartender at a restaurant, maybe cocaine. We did a lot of that with the kitchen staff after hours.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Stay there long enough and you’ll fuck hot waitresses and hostesses all day long and you’ll realize they’re all more fucked than you’ll ever be.