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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 63 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What the fuck is wrong with your brain that you think people being sympathetic for human beings who are being mercilessly murdered by an oppressive regime is suspicious? Suspicion of what, Matt? What the fuck is wrong with you, Matt?

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Quite a lot of American conservatives (and libs, but MANY conservatives) cannot comprehend having sympathy for someone not part of their 'in group'.

Showing compassion is weak since people are supposed to pull themselves up, and helping them is either detrimental towards them 'developing those skills', or condescendingly insulting, or both (we won't talk about the 'if they're too weak they deserve it' freakshows). Never mind how they got there in the first place, or how deeply screwed they may be. Or maybe just showing compassion regardless.

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago

matt SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

People are "obsessed" with Palestine because it's been blatantly obvious that this very thing, this genocide, has been (at least for a lifetime) just around the corner the whole fucking time! Wholly funded and supported by the very states that it's "strange" people are obsessed about it in (just say white peole you fucking racist)! The most recent phase of which alone has been ramping up for longer than the entire Nazi rise to power, WW2, Holcaust, and fall of the Nazi regime! This has been the plan, the agenda, backed by our states for longer than I've been alive! And it's often seemed like the only things holding it back have been opposition in backer countries and the potential geopolitical fallout! People are obsessed because it's the most brazen, openly planned crime against humanity in a century and the absolute bottom of the barrel, lowest bar, simplest moral test imaginable! If you can't meet that standard you have no moral compass and your values are genocidal white supremacy, that's it!

[–] star_wraith@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

By the way, noticing with Tlaib that White America is doing that thing again where any POC person who is expressing righteous anger over an injustice gets painted with the “irrational anger / hysterical / unhinged / crazed / hate-filled / etc” brush. Only white people are allowed to get mad, usually at grave injustices like “being told a wear a mask in a shop” and things like that. Death to America.

[–] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Used to be that wight men had passion and righeous fury, women were hysterical and POC were plain mad. Now that wight women have been well co-opted to the mainstream, it's gauche to call them hysterical.

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I was taken to the holocaust museum three times as a kid and got a very clear message: Never Again. The fact that the victims aren't Jewish this time is irrelevant.

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What a piece of shit, also love how he starts to explains the plight of the Iraqi christian community which, in his words, was pushed to the brink of extinction by the american invasion.

Didn't you support that invasion from the beginning Matt, you grovelling motherfucker? Didn't you write articles supporting it? Didn't you scold anti war protestors then?

Man, I shouldn't get too worked up in the morning

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago

How do you know they don't care about other things, Matt? Maybe they are responding so passionately because it's happening right fucking now and they just saw a pile of dead children in a video? Maybe that has some kind of radicalizing effect? If you're so concerned about other plights unplug your router and rattle some off for me. No cheating with Google. How about your ass tells me what the kids should be caring about. Terminally lib brained fuck.

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

He is still in the pre-conventional stage of moral development point-and-laugh-1point-and-laugh-2

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This made me go look up the Kohlberg stages and made me think that yes Heinz was correct to steal the drug from that price-gouging chemist and I hope he really fucked up his chemist's shop ransacking the place to find it and the chemist has a fucking heart attack right after writing down the formula

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

One of the best-known of Kohlberg’s (1958) stories concerns a man called Heinz who lived somewhere in Europe.

Heinz’s wife was dying from a particular type of cancer. Doctors said a new drug might save her. The drug had been discovered by a local chemist, and the Heinz tried desperately to buy some, but the chemist was charging ten times the money it cost to make the drug, and this was much more than the Heinz could afford.

Heinz could only raise half the money, even after help from family and friends. He explained to the chemist that his wife was dying and asked if he could have the drug cheaper or pay the rest of the money later.

The chemist refused, saying that he had discovered the drug and was going to make money from it. The husband was desperate to save his wife, so later that night he broke into the chemist’s and stole the drug.

Should Heinz have broken into the laboratory to steal the drug for his wife? Why or why not?

Bourgeois chemist scum

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

obviously theft is permitted if it is for the preservation of life that's a no brainer

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But what about the chemist's right to a profit? Why do you hate free enterprise and small businesses? porky-scared-flipped grill-broke frothingfash

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[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Ohhh this thing!

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So what is it that makes it sus? You gonna start peddling the digital fentanyl are turning the kids pro-palestine Matty? Or are you going with the old reliable "the left is antisemitic"? Because you're not adding any conclusion here.

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Do white people in America REALLY are against dead brown foreigners?? That's sus."

t. Some round motherfucker

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He isn't just implying that caring about causes is suspicious (well, not entirely), he is saying that caring about this specific cause this much is suspicious.

What is he suspecting lies behind it though? China, Russia or Antisemitism seem to be the most likely answers as he is a turbolib who doesn't understand why having your countrys leadership full throatedly endorsing an ongoing genocide that they're instrumental in perpetuating is a cause of outrage.

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Taking into account his second tweet ("I took it very seriously, but it would be weird if some average college student was obsessed with this."), I do think he's implying that caring for any cause outside the US is weird at least (expect for professionals like himself of course)

But I also think it's all bad faith to shift focus from the current events from a natsec worshipping, PMC shitlib as he would clearly have remembered the protests against the Iraq war by a big section of the american public

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How the fuck are people like this able to function in everyday life? Does he have any friends? Family? Who would willingly be around someone who is so emotionally undeveloped he can't understand the concept of empathy?

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Absolute dipshit.

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

There’s this neat piece of functionality to the human brain where it can develop opinions and act on them via accounts of others experiences

[–] axont@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Isn't Matthew Yglesias obsessed with wanting to overthrow China or something?

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

First he wants to make one billion americans pingu-horny

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[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How's that one billions Americans plan of yours going, Matty?

come on, before we can get that plan underway we have to spend money on liquidating entire nations.

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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If Matty knows one thing really well - it's how to not get ratioed. I bet he rewrote tweets in that thread over and over and over again to get just the right "I'm just spitballin' here..." tone. Phrasing is key. It trumps content by a mile. People don't use their critical thinking skills enough to see and understand how vile he is.

What he's saying is right there but people still manage to miss it. All they need to do to understand is change the phrasing. He's saying "Why do any non-Palestinians care about Palestinians in particular?" If Trump fascism begins - Matty is ready. All he needs to do is go mask off and he's good to go.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

anybody know of any podcasts that have dedicated an episode to dunk on his perfectly round brain?

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

started looking for this and instead I got lost in https://www.nytimes.com/2022/10/21/podcasts/transcript-ezra-klein-interviews-matthew-yglesias.html

Ezra and Matty are longtime colleagues in dipshittery, this is going to be a snake eating its own tale of vapid liberal navelgazing

[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Chapo must have a bunch of episodes doing this hy mow.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

yeah they have reading series of his for sure, I'm more thinking of an overview critique / deep dive type of episode like Grubstakers did for example

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Yeah not sure where to even start with this one

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

I mean he does have a point im not a useless waste of skin like matty so i dont care what happens to him

[–] Fredward@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Of course reptiles like yggy can't grasp the concept of empathy

[–] neo@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

he's so stupid and annoying

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

he just can't fuckin stop. if this guy stopped posting Ls he would drop dead.

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

biden-harbinger i'm really concerned about the jewish people

so-true I'll take your word for it mr. president

sicko-crowd stop committing genocide in our name mr. president

wojak-nooo isn't it weird for you all to be obsessed with this issue?