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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

IVE BEEN FOUND OUT!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have a crush on your puppos so we're even catgirl-smug

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

🎶 Comrade, like Revolutionary Violence? (yeah! yeah! yeah!) 🎵

🎵 Wanna watch me read Mao until my eyes roll up in my eyelids? (uh-huh!) 🎶

🎶 Join a Mao cult exactly as I did? (yeah! yeah!) 🎵

🎵 Use VISA for Pizza just to be called mid? (huh?) 🎶

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i have a crush on the corgi reading this

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

soviet-bottom

I am flattered!

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

my friend, as long as you have enough rupees morshupls

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Khajiit has goods if you have coin

[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

🎶 polygamie polygamo polygami da di da do.. 🎵

[–] shath@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SwitchyandWitchy@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I knew it!!! You’re pretty awesome too!!

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

crush

Aw shucks, im blushing!

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago
[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

First off, I'm happy that you're enjoying your new Orange Crush CR120 head. Second, could you please find someplace else to set it up? The rubber feet are starting to dig into my skull.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Also those are rad amps tho

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Sorry, I'll move it back over to the cab, I just wanted to see if it could balance for a minute.