I guess Geraldo of Rivera is more familiar with The Witcher games than Halo games
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Little known indie gem Witcher 3 with my favourite witcherino Geraldo Rivera
Halo
fantasy role-play
Loool
yeah that sure was a collection of words
Geraldo Rivera is almost the name Brazilians say as a joke for Geralt from The Witcher. I instantly thought it was a bit.
My mind went to the same place, no way hes named that HAHAHA
Lol.
Elites and grunts were on the same side, for the most part.
And plenty of people wanted to be an elite judging by how popular elite skins were online.
They're gnarly looking aliens with energy swords and guns that shoot exploding astrology mood ring crystals, thats hella sick
Also everyone loved Arbiter???
“Bork Bork Bork! Kill the demon!”
I think he is assuming Halo was a game where the grunts were good guys and only the elites were evil enemies, you know, because in real life the elite are always so persecuted and made out to be the bad guys by all the lazy poor people. Thats why he says "grunts vs elites," not realizing they were both antagonists as members of a religious zealot alien empire (which was actually coded in such a way as to at least somewhat play into Islamophobia) being fought by the righteous American special-forces-coded protagonist. Seriously I bet he thinks it was a class war styled video game and he's "guessing no one wanted to be an elite" because he thinks they were probably the baddies, made that way by woke game developers to malign the hard working ultra-rich job creator class who the dirty proles will call "elite" as a pejorative.
Or I dont know, maybe I'm way off and that's not what he's saying, but knowing how this bootlicking wannabe-intellectual chud has presented himself in the past as a warrior for the persecuted rich, it seems to fit with this word salad of ignorance and cringe.
being fought by the righteous American special-forces-coded protagonist
so wild what a mismatch the game is to the lore prequel they had eric nylund write lol
I guess the sci-fi marine guys/regular infantry guys with space guns are technically grunts, but you can't play as them lol
ODST: Confirmed Woke.
Halo 3 came out when Robinson was four years old, and the series hasn't had a major level of cultural relevance to his cohort.
It would have been more appropriate to say Helldivers 2, since one of the casings had a reference.
Assassins creed is right there, stg, fucking boomers
Geraldo is the funniest character FOX has ever created
Whether Tyler Robinson faces a firing squad in Utah for the murder of Charlie Kirk, my guess is the accused killer will probably have been motivated more by Slime Rancher and similar fantasy role-play than by substantive political discord. The game features pink slimes vs gold slimes. I'm guessing nobody wants to be a gold slime.
The common thread of every mass shooter is 100% completion of Popful Mail on the Sega CD from 1995
Whether Tyler Robinson faces a firing squad in Utah for the murder of Charlie Kirk, my guess is the accused killer will probably have been motivated more by Bloons Tower Defense 6 and similar fantasy role-play than by substantive political discord. The game features monkeys vs bloons. I'm guessing nobody wants to be a bloon.
Is this dude this fuckin smooth-brained, or is it a front to keep his job?
No, I think he was really influenced by political Discord
brandosando would never
Cosmere-posting, in MY Hexbear?
this is lds/fbi crossover posting zone now, where was brandosando on 9/10 in utah
TIL Geraldo is still alive
hell yeah geraldo this rules
re-poison the boomers against gamers, split the chuds lmao
guy literally had helldivers logo on the bullets
You'd think someone who looks so much like Wario would know more about videogames
What does Geraldo even think he's saying?
Reading the tweet it looks like he misunderstood what "political discord" means and thought it meant more like political conflict. I think he's trying to say this was a dumb brainwashed kid lost in the fantasy of video games rather than any substantive political ideology.
But even that is an argument like 30 years out of date. Dude thinks he's Tipper Gore trying to ban Mortal Kombat.
I mean he’s more right there than most of Liberal and chud media. It’s an incoherent nihilist, not an organized ideologue
that in the world of azeroth people prefer playing goblins (grunts) killing humans (elites), and that directly translates irl #goblinmode
Trying to do a moral panic around Halo? He's like several decades out of touch at this point, hasn't been a relevant halo game in 15 years
This may be the only silver lining of fascists running amok. Its a thin one but screw
literally the meme name for geralt of rivia
Alright, let’s get you to the funeral home grandpa.
Hey Geraldo go open Al Capone's vault again
So in this sick fantasy your grandma slaves form a pact with an elder god who summons demons that steal your cookie production, or so it seems. It actually allows you to hoard more cookies, thus proposing that witchcraft and pacts with Satan can be used for profit.