nothing because communism is when no food
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
the theory reader
A dead rat might be a bit predictable, so instead I'll bring something out of left field that you'll never expect.
Is there a vegan alternative to dead rat?
Overripe fruit and nuts pulled out of a sewer drain.
Damn it! That was supposed to be a surprise!
Sabra khhummas and pita chips
Senzu beanis.
magikarp sushi
I hope this isn’t considered “re-gifting” from our local owls - but I found
CW
the front half a mouse while gardening! And a Vole. It’s brutal out there!
Otherwise I recently have been really enjoying a quinoa “tabbouleh”. Great vegan/DF/GF/low GI recipe, and this time of year I can get most everything from the garden for it; tomato, cucumber, parsley, garlic, scallion, (maybe a little kale if I’m a real sicko 😏). Mixed together cooked quinoa, oil and lemon and baby you’ve got a stew
I'm bringing one single very large Beanis. Hopefully someone brings one single very large spoon
Whatever fancy feast has been fermenting at the bottom of the communal compost pile. Or shall I bring the whole thing so we can really dig in?
Nothing, I'm poor and can barely afford food for me. 🥲
a pickle
some bean chips for sure
Air fried tofu and a micro greens salad.
Pb&js, the peoples meal.
Penut butter and javascript
Pickles and a bunch of collard greens
I've finally managed to find a bomb ass vegan frikadelle receipt so that. Rolls and medium mustard optional