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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 61 points 2 months ago
[–] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 59 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm getting a weirdly horny energy from this, as though the idiot was jacking off while making it.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

literally this expressed as a graph

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

reasonable assumption for most Twitter posts

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The well known and widely publicized female loneliness epidemic that everyone is definitely talking about

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, there definitely is one. It's just not talked about as much because of structural misogyny.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well sure, everybody's lonely and alienated. But depicting only women as the ones getting lonely is weird, especially because the vibes of the post suggest it's coming from the same type of guy who usually posts about how horrible and misandrist the male loneliness epidemic is

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah definitely

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 46 points 2 months ago
[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago

Sitting alone in the corner with bare socks on my hands, making them talk and say nice things to me.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

Fact: 99.999% of incels keep being incels just before they keep deluding themselves into being incels for several more years

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I would literally kill you if you refuse to have babies and even if you do have babies but not the right ones"

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago
[–] plinky@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

when i'm in pie-making business, but there are no murderers among the customers oh-shit

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

On the left the women are going to learn to love red flags, something that the guys on the far right ironically raise a lot of.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Yeah dawg I'm sure if you keep doing the exact same thing that keeps repulsing women they will eventually be attracted to you for some reason

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

MGTOW at least tried to make an identity for men outside of getting laid. Here it’s Just so blatant “racism will get you girls and you should be a chud so you can get girls.”

And LMAO at them calling themselves mature. They’re literally just overgrown spoiled brats and none of them will get over the fact that they were popular in middle school and without the government and internet, they’d be losers.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

I appreciate they're at least self aware enough to realize that, at present, the denizens of the chud-o-sphere are not shining examples of stable, marriagable men. But surely at some point the vitamin supplements will kick in and they'll suddenly turn into the hot dad from Parks and Rec.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

MGTOW at least tried to make an identity for men outside of getting laid.

Did they? It felt like it almost immediately became about hating women because they couldn't get laid.

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Men Grabbing Their Own Wieners

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Very silly.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 months ago

gotta love the floating timeline that is Yankee politics. this began whenever I personally began paying attention

No past to recall. No context to consider. Born of television and the eternal present.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

“Yeah, I’m a fascist so I can look sexy for the opposite gender.”

So…you’re a simp? MFW air pollution has to kill more than 200k people annually, violent crimes have to go up, and porky gets even more spoiled rotten all because Kyle wants to impress The Ladies^TM^.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Maturity: expressing the intent to murder people in order to attract the attention of a would-be live-in cook/incubator

[–] Real_User@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Second pink arrow on the left that joins with the first pink arrow

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, the hallmarks of strength and maturity; Baseless violent threats, ordering women back into the kitchen and demanding they become baby factories.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

um do you liek pie club-penguin-dance