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Disregarding the obvious flaw in reasoning that raising money for yourself will buy you a place in heaven somehow, which goes against the basic principles of the Christian belief system.
The motherfucker has been racking $1 Billion every month in bribes ever since he got into office and still begs for more money.
This individual is incapable of feeling shame or remorse.
The whole of American "Christianity" goes against the basic principles of the Christian belief system
The whole of American “Christianity” goes against the basic principles of the Christian belief system
More importantly, to me, it defies the intent of the founding fathers, and the separation of church and state, and I dunno, let's see, the FIRST AMENDMENT where all this is enshrined....
But conservatives are too fucking stupid to care about anything but wins, guns, and protecting rapists & pedos.
Which part of Christianity? The Roman Catholics who haven't fully gotten out of the Indulgence racket, if you buy a fancy thing for the Church? The cult he's with, who preach Prosperity Gospel? The various megachurch & televangelist cults who support him?
Which part of mainstream Christianity isn't slanted toward the rich? And don't say Liberation Theology - that isn't mainstream.
I'll give him $15 if he'll just fucking die... he's going to rot in the ground regardless.
He wont rot. Not if they use enough embalming fluid.
Here, I'll donate to that project!
hands you suspicious jar of embalming fluid
..........actually, it's just my piss. But still use it, ok?
That jar isn't nearly enough. I'm sure I can get you some more.
Rig him up to a urinal, I'll get the line going.
The trumpers are probably going to put him in a reliquary. He'll be thin at at last. His hands will still be tiny though. All I ask is that they don't have him stuffed into a taxidermy.
He should attempt passing a camel through the eye of a needle first.
This can be done with science
Light speed camel is capable of many amazing feats
Dont even need to go that far, simply blend the camel first
If Donald Trump blends himself into a slurry to get into heaven, I'm fine with that.
Yes, but science is liberal bullshit. Give trump money and he'll build the biggest, most beautiful eye of a needle.
A month later the St. Louis Arch will be renamed Trump Heaven Gateway^TM^. $10k ticket to walk through it to make sure you go to heaven and be with ~~god~~ trump
If it actually works then I support this too. The trip to heaven needs to be immediate and one-way though.
Does general relativity make this any easier? I vaguely remember a podcast explaining a thought experiment where a car that is longer than a barn can shrink to fit in the bar. This is because the barn doors disagree on whether they are open/closed simultaneously based on the point of reference. So there must be a point of reference that shrinks the camel.
It would be far easier for a camel to walk through the eye of a needle, than for Trump to get into Heaven.
That sounds like a communist wrote it!
He's dying and he's scared. A scared pathetic little worm using the last of his days to desperately try to grift and grovel his way into heaven. Lol. Lmao even
The Onion is getting pretty unbeli- WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S REAL
You're joking, right? Trump doing yet another grift is one of the most believable things there is.
TRUE MAGA FANS WILL GIVE IT ALL TO ENSURE BILLIONAIRE DONALD TRUMP GOES TO HEAVEN.
DONT ASK HOW ONLY GIVE.
This is a song goes out to the guy in the back, it's called we hate you please die
Sweet! Love that one
If these evil people are deserving of heaven, then I want to be in hell
"Go to heaven for the climate, and to hell for the company." Mark Twain
Trump lived his life as a grift and he's going to go out as one.
The good thing is he knows he's going to die. Soon.
There is no God.
But if there was, it'd be fun to let Donald Know that he was totally going to get in despite everything...
Except for that one time he made an AI meme of him as the new Pope.
And then send him to Hell, genuinely believing that he only had one whoopsie doodle his whole life while he just burns and burns.
I can spot him a shotgun shell if he wants.
Something something getting a camel through the eye of a needle being easier than getting a rich man to heaven.
How many gallons of piss do you think is going to hit this man's grave before they remove it?
He doesn't even mention why he thinks more money will get him into heaven. Does he think Jesus is gonna shake him down for cash? Like heaven is in some sort of budget crunch?
What are his plans for all this money? The US already pays (in more ways than one) for everything he does.
It's Prosperity Gospel, which is what the cult he's gotten caught up in "believes".
The irony is that, even though prosperity gospel is unbelievably shitty, the conflating of wealth = goodness and thus if you're a good person God will make you wealthy effectively means that if you're having to ask for money, you're not a good person
.... This is satire, right? Right?!
So how much faster if I chip in $150?
Wow he has finally achieved the true nigerian princess form.
Newsom should ask for $30, also to help Trump get into heaven, because of the implication
Sure, I'll chip in. But I'm no fool, I'm going to defer my donation until I get proof that he's in heaven.
He's just a fully out and out grifter, openly going for everything he can before being deposed
Everything is a grift with this crusty old bastard...
Also spoiler alert: you aren't going to heaven when you die and we all hope you think about this A LOT at night
For some reason, even though I live in Canada, I have been receiving an average of 5 to 10 right-wing fundraising emails every single day. It's clear to me that they are preying on their base, who are generally not very discerning (see: the 2016 and 2024 elections). These emails come from only a few sources, but per part to come from practically every part of the Republican political sphere.
Is it clear that this is actually coming from an organization directly connected to Trump, or is it just a scammer who knows he has found some easy marks?
I think the religion he is looking for is the ferengi religion
He would face the Chief Auditor Relk before he could pass through to the Divine Treasury, though. I suspect that wouldn't go so well for him.
I mean, sooner the better, right?
Will he make a monument named as "Great Fundraising Veterans" or sth. else?