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What do warmongers and strongmen chat about? Living forever, of course.

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[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 150 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

No it isn't. All this microphone leak tells us is that these leaders are very far away from reality.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 74 points 2 weeks ago

Man inadvertently broadcasts his insecurities and how he copes.

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, other than the horrific ghoulishness of it all, organ failure after transplant and rejection is still relatively high, and you have to be on medicine to prevent that rejection your entire life. You're going down Putin old boy.

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[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah, you can't just stick a new engine in an old car when the frame is rusted out and ready to give way

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[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope to never have to experience one organ transplant. They are morons if they think this is an elective option you’d want to do multiple times. Every single time is a threat to your life.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And life-long immunosuppressants with the constant mortal fear of a cough or runny nose. Sepsis is no joke and can easily develop in a matter of hours if you don't have a healthy immune system.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope we gain more control over our immune systems in the coming years. They protect us, but they can also kill us. I have people in my family with life threatening allergies, and gosh it would be amazing if we could just get our bodies to accept a transplanted organ that is literally keeping them alive.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

It'll happen. But not for poor people.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

It tells us they're fucking morons. So nothing new.

[–] ATS1312@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are they hoping for Jupiter, or Repo the Genetic Opera? Because this isn't even close to Gattaca.

Either way, this has been a Science Fiction Movie.

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 52 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Put yourself through traumatic surgery and then load yourself up with immune suppressants in a world that's gonna develop more and more pandemics.

...do it. Do it do it do it.

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Personally, I crave the strength and certainty of steel.

[–] Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

One day the crude biomass you call "the temple" will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.

But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal.

[–] sadTruth@lemmy.hogru.ch 3 points 2 weeks ago
There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal.
There is no strength in flesh, only weakness.
There is no constancy in flesh, only decay.
There is no certainty in flesh but death.
--Credo Omnissiah

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Do you want cybermen because Kit Pedler had a whole thing about this....

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh boy, perpetually recovering from surgery at an advanced age!

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Our one saving grace in this post truth, post experts aren't Johnny with a 4 chan account world, is that these dictators are so fucking stupid. Let them think they could have multiple organs from multiple "donors". Sad part is we might lose a doctor or two when the bad hit outside the park, was dropped.

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[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

“Drink the blood of children and live forever!!!!!”

[–] FardyCakes@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Organ transplants can’t stop these

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just gotta convince 'em it 's the 1st step in a head transplant.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Sure, cuz old sick people bounce right back easily from complex major surgeries like transplants.

[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I keep hearing people make this argument. This seems to presume that these insane blood thirsty dictators discussing immortality, are also rational individuals who wouldn't be willing to stockpile organs first, then die trying.

https://thediplomat.com/2025/07/xinjiangs-organ-transplant-expansion-sparks-alarm-over-uyghur-forced-organ-harvesting/

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I look forward to Putin dying in agony as his body finally rejects itself entierly due to numerous transplants compounded with horrific co-infections due to all the imuno supressants he'd have to be after going throguh that many transplants. Guy is basically asking to be eaten alive by his own immune system.

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Shhhh! Shut up! **Shut the fuck up!**

This is a chance he'll die on the OR table!

[–] rozodru@piefed.social 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

yeah this isn't WH 40K. You can't make a "Primaris Putin" and "continuous organ transplants" are only going to top you out at a few extra years, maybe, unless this fucker has somehow struck a deal with Nurgle or Khorne or some other Warp entity.

Now if his flesh starts bubbling and his intestines are suddenly on the outside of his body and he grows a maw on his shoulder? yeah then I'd start worrying.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Has anyone seen his shoulders lately? It's been a long time since that shirtless pic of him riding a horse...

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I hope he gets a brain transplant soon. He really needs one.

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[–] NewPerspective@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Start with the brain

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

May the pursuit of immortality go as well for him as it did for Qin Shi Huang.

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[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

So in other words, "immortality" until the brain cancer is inoperable.

Seems deeply unlikely to work. The body only has so much capacity to heal from surgery, and that capacity diminishes with age, so eventually your surgeries would become too close together and you wouldn't ever fully heal. At that point you might end up happier as a brain in a jar.

[–] p3n@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Death from unnatural causes aside, there are so many potentially fatal complications involved with an organ transplant, and even if you dodge all those bullets, there is the simple fact that we degenerate at a cellular level. None of us are on this Earth for long: rich, poor, president or janitor, death will not discriminate.

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[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

I fully support Putin's desire to live forever. Let's encourage him and all other billionaires to start with a young brain transplant.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Continuously?

"Liver is in, Bob, go fetch the next one. I'll take this one out."

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[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

If it does happen, it’s only going to be for the absolute worst people in the world…fortunately, they still won’t be immune to guillotines.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago

In Russia, heart surgeon, #1!

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Biological or effective immortality would be the worst fucking technology for humans to discover right now.

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[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

It won't help Putin. Organs don't help when you are falling out of a window

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 2 weeks ago

He should start immediately... Triple heart bypass!

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago
  1. No.

  2. When it does the tech will be controlled by, horded by, and available only to the ultra-wealthy, which should come as a surprise to no one.

[–] Part4@infosec.pub 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't help but think that people who want to keep themselves alive forever have fundamentally missed the point.

[–] etherphon@midwest.social 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They absolutely have, they just want their name in a history book when life is so much fucking more.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I would like to live forever. See how things turn out. I'm not going to be in any history book

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[–] meeeeetch@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In Rome, during a triumph, the celebrated general would have a slave required to remind him that he would one day die.

These globe striding tyrants need this now, but one guy reminding them during their parties simply isn't enough. Every moment of their lives should feature that reminder. Like tinnitus but "Memento Mori" (or its equivalent in their native tongue).

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

I swear, this time we really have found the fountain of youth!

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I would like both of them to get brain transplants and see if they survive

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How long before I can sell my organ futures?

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[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Let us agree now: If 50% of your organs were transplanted within the past 18 years that is not a loophole that exempts you from anti pedophelia laws.

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[–] nico198X@piefed.europe.pub 4 points 2 weeks ago

can't wait until he goes to hell.

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