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Gee, I wonder why women aren't flocking to date guys with this level of muscle who tend to have serious insecurity issues. 
this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2025
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Awesome specs. Great size. Looks thick. Solid. Tight. Sloped. Keep us all in the Politburo posted on your continued production with any new combat reports and design modifications. Show us what you got comrade.
Not even related to the post, check the date lol
toronto catching strays
I'm curious if it was along the lines of "Incidentally, there were only 5 messages but still it's weird it happened twice!" or if there were actually like hundreds of them
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Me_irl
You lift to attract women.
I lift to beat the living shit out of intergalactic conquerors.
We are not the same
it gets somehow worse lmao
not only is he creepily mooning over someone he's seen once in a year, he's whining that she didn't ditch her long-term partner for not being as shredded as him lol
Sure it's weird to pine for someone that way, but he realised a woman he was interested in was already in a relationship and uninterested and backed off.
Keep in mind this is his retelling
CRITICAL SUPPORT even to WEIRD MEN
So, you're saying he needs horns and then she'll love him?
They're literally judging a book by its cover lmaoooooo.
They don't even ask themselves why the minotaur dude is attractive to women, which should be dead easy if they just. Opened. And. Read. The. Book.
Okay but i went and checked a plot summary and they are literally just describing what happens in the book. Like that seems to just be an accurate summary.
That is literally about a millenial woman facing student debt who milks minotaurs (male) professionally and falls in love with one with an impressive hog. Like that is the story.
They don't even ask themselves why the minotaur dude is attractive to women, nah must be because they're hypocrites and secretly like horns.
he's clearly kidding about the horns.
The moral of the story is skip leg day but don't skip hog day
Everyone is all like "read theory" but none of them want to do the praxis
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So you're saying I need to get horns and then she'll love me?
yes
But all the people analyzing how this says deep things about either me
Imagine saying this after exposing yourself like that. 
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broke: getting yoked for sexual attention
woke: getting yoked to fight the cops
bespoke: getting yoked to fight god
One must imagine Sisyphus beating the shit out of god.
sisyphus should have been the protagonist of that Hades game fr fr he has much more motive to waste the gods than what's his name did
Also a very good protagonist for the roguelike format
That would be the best roguelike. Push the boulder up the mountain. Random powerups. None of them do shit.
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"he's not rich or buff. what could he possibly have going for him??"
i bet he doesn't make posts like this
Prob has no twitter...imagine
She’s dating Zohran?
looks like there are all kinds of reasons to fuck literally anyone else
also he is a coin or something https://www.geckoterminal.com/solana/pools/GVRQLgNpfHr1LYXKUraFe9t4bTnWgv3BseJMqV5knQE5
She let me hit it cuz I'm goofy 🤪
Intense schadenfreude when I see someone who has embraced incel ideology so hard and refused every chance to grow out of it, run face first into reality
Go to the comments to see him defending himself by saying being into math is a "personality".
Absolutely no rizz on those pecs.
have u tried getting a personality?
This guy has the same mentality as when a cat brings its owner a decapitated mouse. Just because it's something you're into doesn't mean it's something I'm into.
Lift up your swag not your weights homie
Wow maybe incel ideology is... wrong?!
Kill me now
Well in all fairness he did ask so 🧱
Did he use a hulk filter or just choose the greenest picture he could find?
Michael Druggan
Nominative determinism
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