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https://xcancel.com/Michael_Druggan/status/1962745643220279446

Gee, I wonder why women aren't flocking to date guys with this level of muscle who tend to have serious insecurity issues. thonk

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[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 66 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

it gets somehow worse lmao

not only is he creepily mooning over someone he's seen once in a year, he's whining that she didn't ditch her long-term partner for not being as shredded as him lol

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 50 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Sure it's weird to pine for someone that way, but he realised a woman he was interested in was already in a relationship and uninterested and backed off.

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the bar lives somewhere below hell

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

And somehow so many men burrow under it

[–] WrongOnTheInternet@hexbear.net 37 points 3 weeks ago

Keep in mind this is his retelling

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago

CRITICAL SUPPORT even to WEIRD MEN

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 38 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

So, you're saying he needs horns and then she'll love him?

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

They're literally judging a book by its cover lmaoooooo.

They don't even ask themselves why the minotaur dude is attractive to women, which should be dead easy if they just. Opened. And. Read. The. Book.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 30 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Okay but i went and checked a plot summary and they are literally just describing what happens in the book. Like that seems to just be an accurate summary.

That is literally about a millenial woman facing student debt who milks minotaurs (male) professionally and falls in love with one with an impressive hog. Like that is the story.

They don't even ask themselves why the minotaur dude is attractive to women, nah must be because they're hypocrites and secretly like horns.

he's clearly kidding about the horns.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

The moral of the story is skip leg day but don't skip hog day

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

Everyone is all like "read theory" but none of them want to do the praxis

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck I’m always skipping hog day

[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I actually watched a review of it a few months ago.

"Behind every moan is a Marxist message."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U882Z8g9UWg

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

Yea true, but the original dude complaining about it is saying "look this Minotaur is buff af and women find him attractive, why not real dudes?" while missing the point about why they find him attractive in the first place.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

So you're saying I need to get horns and then she'll love me?

yes

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

But all the people analyzing how this says deep things about either me

Imagine saying this after exposing yourself like that. i-cant

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

I had to step away because my feelings became more than platonic

this says a lot.

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine realizing you like someone, and instead of telling them or just deciding to remain platonic friends despite it, you bail and then get pissy when the other person... continues existing?