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https://xcancel.com/Michael_Druggan/status/1962745643220279446

Gee, I wonder why women aren't flocking to date guys with this level of muscle who tend to have serious insecurity issues. thonk

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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 67 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dudebros and mistaking what impresses other dudebros for what impresses women, name a more iconic duo.

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 64 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"i just don't understand it, i got absolutely yoked and bought a cool motorcycle and i barely get any more attention from women! my grindr fucking exploded though"

[–] Bay_of_Piggies@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

If you want women's attention grow your hair out a bit and get a nice hair cut, and some well fitting clothes that don't make you look like a toddler. It's easier than going to the gym for years.

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My toddler is fucking dripped out you wish you had his green pants with rainbow colored stars + green striped shirt with a big white star in a red circle.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Today mine is rocking pale blue overalls (shorts length) and a t shirt that says "imagine the possibilities, stay curious, endless possibilities, always be kind"

Toddlers get to dress cool as hell

[–] luddybuddy@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

You're never too old to dress like a toddler. I make and wear short shorts with boats on them.

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hell yeah 😎

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

or just be funny
worked pretty well for me

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

baby-matt