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Dudebros and mistaking what impresses other dudebros for what impresses women, name a more iconic duo.
"i just don't understand it, i got absolutely yoked and bought a cool motorcycle and i barely get any more attention from women! my grindr fucking exploded though"
If you want women's attention grow your hair out a bit and get a nice hair cut, and some well fitting clothes that don't make you look like a toddler. It's easier than going to the gym for years.
My toddler is fucking dripped out you wish you had his green pants with rainbow colored stars + green striped shirt with a big white star in a red circle.
Today mine is rocking pale blue overalls (shorts length) and a t shirt that says "imagine the possibilities, stay curious, endless possibilities, always be kind"
Toddlers get to dress cool as hell
You're never too old to dress like a toddler. I make and wear short shorts with boats on them.
Hell yeah 😎
or just be funny
worked pretty well for me
you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like