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Gee, I wonder why women aren't flocking to date guys with this level of muscle who tend to have serious insecurity issues. thonk

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 62 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

broke: getting yoked for sexual attention
woke: getting yoked to fight the cops
bespoke: getting yoked to fight god

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

One must imagine Sisyphus beating the shit out of god.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

sisyphus should have been the protagonist of that Hades game fr fr he has much more motive to waste the gods than what's his name did

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Also a very good protagonist for the roguelike format

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That would be the best roguelike. Push the boulder up the mountain. Random powerups. None of them do shit.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

Ayyyy thats true

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

"I've obviously gotten pussy before, boy. Where do you think you came from?"

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Being really yoked isn't enough to beat God you need the power of friendship

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Thats the goal