They would get tired of explaining to everyone that it's not a Runescape reference.
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If I were rich enough, my kids wouldn’t care. Money brings all the boys to the yard.
That’s Mr. Porksnort to you, peasant.
Since I am not rich enough to leave an inheritance, my kids will just hate me the usual amount.
They will carry the greatest name one could carry. Do you know who I am.
Probably kinda normal tbh
As long as they don't become Swedish and take a culinary career they should be fine.
I don't get it
Probably not too much
They cannot draw then, rip
I was born too early. I reckon my name will fit right in down the line
If my kids are weebs with poor eyesight, it can serve as their nickname, I guess. Otherwise, they can pretend it's just an uncommon surname.
I don’t think they’d care.
I wish I could be so lucky.
https://www.usa.gov/name-change
Assuming you're American, based on your username and instance. Hope that helps.
I'd imagine that mine would end up like royal names, I'm the weirdest cunt, my child would be the 2nd weirdest cunt and so on
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Well, they don't hate me, but they do get tired of French people sounding out our shared username and then making jokes about it.
Dude, you misspelled your name it should be: "Qu'est-ce que c'est?" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🫡 * in a very arrogant French accent*
Le plus drôle c'est que je parle français. Très amusant, n'est-ce pas?
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Oh, and Talking Heads fans calling them "psycho killer."
They'd better Run run run run run run awaayyyyyyy
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They would probably find it pretty cringe
Think about it though. In like 100 years, the irony will wear off, and you'll have Millers, Carpenters, Smiths, and fucking Gigachads. It'd work, it just might take awhile.
You changed your name to latrine?
It used to be shithouse.
Good change!
Moderately irritated by having to explain "it's literally j j j all js like the word all J's but not this part" all the time
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My kid would genuinely love it, it's right up his alley in terms of humor. My sense of humor is generally quite a bit darker, but I thought of it and it made me chuckle so I used it.
I just asked him what he thought of the username pooptart and he started giggling and went on an ADHD fueled set of concepts that ended with "what if you pooped a car?" But by then my own ADHD was only barely listening.
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With normal letters or forever with the goofy ones? 🤔
Definitely goofy.
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I don't have kids, but I imagine they'd be pissed to have to write out such a long name: Jennifer Grasshopper_Mouse? That shit would go aaaaall the way across the page.
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Could go either way: Good sense of humor but it could still be a problem when it comes to being professional.
Imagine getting terrible medical news from a Dr. Fartswithanaccent.
It is the word for little bat in my language, so I'm good.
I get lots of compliments on my username. Came up with it in the 90s and I feel like it aged well.
The prophecy will come true and they'll die in the next Great Depression, aka, the "Big Sad", so yes they'll hate me. Or maybe if they like dark humor / are nihilist, they'll quite enjoy the username because at least the death would be a "username checks out" moment.
They wonder whether I shagged a devil or one of my ancestors did
Having the name "to melt" in their native language is not the worst
She would love it
Mediocre audio sound quality compared to better codecs out there, but works on almost anything and the patents are expired.
hopefully they like dead things
Ahhhhhhh, they won't know any difference.
Well, I'm gonna have to brush up on my Metroid lore.
Probably a bit weird, but it could have been much worse