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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 194 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

It ruins the joke.

- What is the problem with putting the punchline in the title?

- It ruins the joke.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 82 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@quokk.au 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Imagine being repetitive by repeating things

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] Klear@quokk.au 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Imagine all the people sharin' all the world

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Imagine noodle's imagination

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago
[–] nathanjent@programming.dev 4 points 7 months ago

I still lol.

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 57 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Yamaha could be a stereo type, or an excavator, or a missile, or a dildo...

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Or a motorcycle, or piano...

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Or a guitar or a synthesizer

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Or the cylinder head on your Toyota engine.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

i'm currently lusting at an electric yamaha saxophone

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

In Japan my hotel had a Mitsubishi toilet and a hitachi escalator

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Anything could be a dildo, something something try hard enough.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 7 months ago
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 7 months ago

It's amazing how versatile their products are.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago

Makes me wanna Pan a Son, Ick!

[–] pntha@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

2.0, 2.1, 5.1, 7.1 are stereotypes

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 6 points 7 months ago

Only one of those is stereo.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There must be more to life.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 21 points 7 months ago (3 children)

You could try Harman Kardon or Bang & Olufsen if you have the money.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Do they have over the ear phones for eh bigger ears? I have never tested them but they seem very audiophile-ish.

[–] AnAverageSnoot@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Bowers & Wilkins man myself.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I loved my B & O, I actually sold it to pay for school. 😖

[–] Una@europe.pub 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] vane@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The "kissing disease“ and a surprised Jamaican person

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 months ago

Turns out I was just really bored.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago
[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 2 points 7 months ago

That /r/funny