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[–] Tracaine@lemmy.world 62 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Remember most gamblers stop one hand before they win big.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Guy on the bottom avoided a collapse being buried in tons of worthless carbon.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

now that's a malicious sentence... but yeah, quitters never win :|

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[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 74 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Double or Nothing but it makes no mention of the odds. Oh well. I'm a gacha gamer so the odds have got to be better than FGO so i'd take it

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

66.7-33.3, naturally, as everyone would expect double or nothing to have double chance of nothing over double rather than no chance of double over nothing.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is it a gamble? I thought it was a choice and was like "Who the hell isn't gonna take 'Nothing?'"

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (3 children)

"Double, please-No, wait!"

"Ah! You said double! No taksies backsies!" taps store policy sign

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[–] Zorcron@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 days ago (4 children)

It shows a coin, so I would assume 50/50

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

$390.64 is also not exactly double the $180

[–] Zorcron@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

An extra 8.5% before being doubled, probably sales tax. It looks like the OOP had plenty of attention to detail.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 43 points 4 days ago

Which is exactly what they'd want you to think.

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

Living on the edge.★

(((((★Buried in TOS: coin edge occurs ⅛ of the time: lose the money, no product)))))

But they don't say explicitly, so they're obviously lying with that coin pic.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 58 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This is future NotTheOnion. Calling it now.

Bonus if it has a countdown timer tied to the odds, for that sweet, sweet FOMO adrenaline and dopamine.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 49 points 4 days ago (4 children)

This would be a winning strategy for the seller, given that the value of the product is less than what they charge.

[–] Shteou@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I don't think so. They're still making the exact same revenue per sale on average. The cost isn't relevant here, another way of looking at it is in the case the customer pays nothing they've lost the cost of the goods and the profit they would have otherwise made, so it evens out.

It works out well for the seller if, by providing the option to gamble on the product, they increase sales, which I would guess it would (at the expense of being morally grey).

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 days ago

It entices people to buy/play when they may be on the fence or not that interested, so it is probably a net positive.

And say it is 50/50 odds then and the product is 50 bucks to make and $100 to sell. If they do double or nothing they lose $50 cost(and no profit) and next one (doublel they make $200 ($50+ $150 profit) So 2 items with total product cost of 100 brings in $200 so $50 profit over both sets.

So it seems company does same business, but a chance of luring in potiental extra sales on the gamble

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[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah it works out the exact same. Say you make $10 every time you sell a $100 product. That means you have a 50/50 chance of either gaining $110 or losing $90. 110*0.5 + (-90)*0.5 = $10.

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 days ago

Who said the odds were 50:50? >!Lol!<

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This would be a winning strategy for the seller ~~given that the value of the product is less than what they charge.~~

Yes! Yes, indeed!

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago

Isn't it weird how it's literally always double? My luck must be the worst.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 4 days ago (3 children)

So like, how do refunds work?

If you can't get a refund and you paid double, you're screwed and you might not even get a satisfactory product. But if you can get a refund, you can just try it and immediately get a refund if it didn't go your way, breaking the system.

On the flip side, if you won the gamble and paid nothing, you might still get a shit product. In this case you can't get a refund because you didn't pay anything, but the product still isn't worth its purported price, and you still took the gamble based on this false value. It's still a rip-off.

Maybe gambling and shopping don't go together quite as well as it first appears.

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago

If you pay nothing, the payment provider actually paid, and they get the refund. If you paid double, then the merchant still only got paid once, and you get that share back.

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago (8 children)

So like, how do refunds work?

You "flip" the coin at any time during the eligible refund period, but the result is only revealed after the refund period has expired.

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[–] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’d imagine it would refund the cost of the product to you no matter the result of the coin flip since it is basically gambling. If you return it after getting it for free you get paid the cost and if you return it after paying double you still get back the cost.

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[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'd totally do this and it'd never work in my favor no matter the odds and I'd hate myself for this and that's why I don't gamble

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 8 points 4 days ago

This is how I always was.

Then I sat down in Vegas at a machine and pulled a few times, while my husband sat next to me.

Every time he lost, I won.

A half hour later, I'm up $80 and vowing never to do this again, cause it suddenly makes sense.

Now I can't hear the "Kroger Top-of-the-Hour Conditioning" noise without getting a slight dopamine rush.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If I got double, I would simply return it

[–] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You would get refunded only half of course. You lost the rest at the game

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I'll notify my credit card of the billing error.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

What in the Las Vegas steaming garbage is this? This is just a stupid meme, right?

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That you see up there is just a stupid meme.

But now the OP has created that concept and freed it into the world. Now all the bets are off.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Dear God....

What have you done, OP?!

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Fucking memetic cognitohazards...

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[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I mean, if I’m able to repeat the bet, eventually I win

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

"You have insufficient funds available on your payment method for an additional flip."

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Theres no guarantee of fair odds

[–] mcqtom@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Bro! Jpeg of a coin! They couldn't possibly be more clear!

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

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[–] benignintervention@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"1x FREE FLIP! (Click to Watch Ad)"

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Earn 500 flips when you consent to have your memories replaced by ads!

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