this post was submitted on 31 Aug 2025
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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

*Runs into the box grasping my treasures,

*Closes the box over myself to protect my treasures

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There's an old thinkpad hidden under the shark btw

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 14 hours ago

That's the point when your target knows it's a trap and goes for it anyway.

[–] Una@europe.pub 5 points 23 hours ago

That's surprise :3

[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And what will you do with me after your triumphant capture? Will you feed me? Play with me? Take me on walks? I demand responsibility.

[–] Una@europe.pub 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Uhm... I release you free but now with blåhaj and white monster in your inventory

[–] drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Native species. Need to re-release in the wild

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you forgot the knee-high socks

[–] Una@europe.pub 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

That's one of the surprises, also thinkpad with archlinux (no GUI)

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Well now im not falling for it, must have Debian.

[–] Una@europe.pub 1 points 10 hours ago

You can always install Debian, you get free USB with like petabyte storage :3

[–] omniman@anarchist.nexus 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How to capture GitHub girl in 3 min 100 % working 2025

[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Same for 90% of transfem.social

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago

I thhink i found a new social media tonjoin

[–] jukmehrk@lemmy.org 5 points 1 day ago

"Bye honey! Remember I'll be back after the weekend... oh what is this?"

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Una@europe.pub 6 points 1 day ago

Philosophy that kept me alive :3 mrrrreow meow meow mrrrp :3

[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago
[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Free blahaj and uh uh um um....

[–] Una@europe.pub 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Una@europe.pub 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Karl@programming.dev 2 points 13 hours ago

Meow meow meow mrrrrp nya nya :3

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 4 points 1 day ago