this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2025
75 points (98.7% liked)

Slop.

661 readers
476 users here now

For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.

Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.

Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.

Rule 3: No sectarianism.

Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome

Rule 5: No bigotry of any kind, including ironic bigotry.

Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.

Rule 7: Do not individually target other instances' admins or moderators.

Rule 8: Do not post public figures, these should be posted to c/El Chisme

founded 10 months ago
MODERATORS
 

https://bsky.app/profile/pivotpod.bsky.social/post/3lxhpxttgb22w

the cheeto tweeto is done for with this one, there's no recovery from such sheer ownage. the dems are BACK!!!

all 30 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 52 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Making fun of President Crimes by doing some of his favorite crimes, as a joke.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 47 points 3 weeks ago

making a shitcoin and getting immediately arrested for fraud or something would be an incredible bit

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago

making a shit ton of money by running my "the president does scams now" scam, as a bit

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

Oh yeah, well, I can be more corrupt than DRUMPF can, WATCH!

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 36 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I can't honestly believe anyone likes him

Even disregarding his (appalling) policies, he just comes off like the ultimate used car salesman

He even looks like one for christ's sake, you're telling me a guy with that haircut and demeanor isn't trying to sell a 2015 Ford Fiesta with 380k miles for 14,500?

[–] principalkohoutek@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

My partner's been saying he looks like a Batman villain for well over a decade

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

the only thing that can beat a used car salesman (trump) is a used car salesman (newsom)

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I hate how libs are all happily jumping on the Newsom wagon.

[–] Ferrous@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

I can't wait for people to starve to death because they voted for the wrong guy!
I am the moral one in this scenario!

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Surely seeing their 2028 candidate scam his followers with a shitcoin rugpull just like Trump will shake a few libs out of supporting him so much, right?

...right?

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

No it's a satirical scam so it doesn't count it's fine actually and trump is probably so mad

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

He's just showing how bad Trump is by ironically behaving exactly the same...

And libs are so excited at the thought of having a non trump trump as a possible future candidate

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

Hawk Tusome

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

this would be so funny.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How can something be so shameful and shameless at the same time? thonk

Shit, at least the old-school con coins you'd get a tiny amount of precious metal...

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

Come the fuck on man

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

Suspecting he doesn't think there's gonna be an election in 2028. Just getting what he can now.

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

Trump is having a meltdown over this!

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago
[–] MrPiss@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Have we moved on from a politics of spite to a politics of cringe?

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

Yes and the libs are eating it up

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

I love democracy

[–] Crikeste@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

My god. We truly are doomed.

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

I am finally convinced: It's the lefts fault the democrats can't win elections.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Really enjoying how society is just accepting "memecoin" uncritically. We are reaching unprecedented depths of unseriousness and I am here for it.