Make the cauldron clean it's self, what's the point of being awesome with magic if you don't automate the bad parts of your day.
this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2025
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This is just everyday prestidigitation.
A cantrip, even.
Having a floor-level utility sink really pays for itself when you're a witch.
This is just the life of a home brewer
And other adjacent hobbies. Yes.
Just make children clean it before you boil them.
The problem is the mess it leaves after boiling the children.
Sure, you could have the next batch clean it but by then it’s set in and you’ve got to delay the whole brew while they scrub it out.
Absolute nightmare.
I'm a plant based witch, but I guess I could enchant the tofu to be animated...
I think human children count as vegan. Like, i couldn't let them go home and tell their village im here, and keeping them in captivity would be a lot of work, and slavery is such a slippery slope.
"Arise, tofu, arise!"
Not this guy even suggesting you put your CAST IRON cauldron in the dishwasher?????
Every month with my fresh batch of kombucha
Even witches need interns
Same problem with woks and glazed cast iron pots tbh
Clean it? What fun is a love potion without a little toad hex mixed in?
Power drill with a brush attachment, just pour some water and a bit of soap in, real easy to clean! Also highly recommend an overhead sprayer (restaurant supply store might have one, or at least be able to order one for you) or a showerhead to rinse it out
Time to buy a new cauldron