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Just make children clean it before you boil them.
The problem is the mess it leaves after boiling the children.
Sure, you could have the next batch clean it but by then it’s set in and you’ve got to delay the whole brew while they scrub it out.
Absolute nightmare.
I'm a plant based witch, but I guess I could enchant the tofu to be animated...
I think human children count as vegan. Like, i couldn't let them go home and tell their village im here, and keeping them in captivity would be a lot of work, and slavery is such a slippery slope.
"Arise, tofu, arise!"