Fuck me if Iโm wrong but I think you want to make out with me.
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Seen in a previous thread; daaamn girl, you shit out that ass?
Love this one, use it on my SO often
Hah, is that the main character from Disco Elysium?
Yes, it's Volition.
He is indeed.
Hey baby, are you a school? Coz I want to shoot kids in you
This is the best pickup line to get punched in the face /s ๐
Hi, I'm Ben Shapiro.
Damn girl are you a 16:10 display device because that ratio is visually pleasing and comfortable to hold.
I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.
You win ๐
are you sitting on the f5 key because that ass is refreshing
Dude, you need to get some F1.
What does f1 do?
Reduce screen brightness, on mine.
Help...
Ah thanks. I've never used f1 before
You're eyes would look great on my night stand
Your skin is amazing can I wear it?
You smell like my mother
Hey, baby. Are you a traffic light? Because I'm getting mixed signals.
Are you homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.
Are you a homework? Because I wanna take you home, promise to do you for 2 hours, get tired in 2 minutes, and cry as my dad teaches me how to do it while yelling for 15 minutes before deciding I am hopeless.
About what time should I come over?
Ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise?
Sploosh
If I were a dung beetle, youโd be the prettiest pile of shit Iโve ever seen.
Girl, you're making me retarded because I'm down for you.
I'm like the twin towers the way your bush got me collapsin'.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Are you urine? Cuz pee my heart
โIโve read The Hobbit three times and I know what to do with a strap on Bilbo.โ
Do you play Pokemon? Because I need to get a Pikachu (peek at you)
Actually include the explanation for best effect.
You want some fuck?
I got that bitch some blue. Bitches love blue.
What's a place like you doing in a [them] like this?
Want to come home and fuck?
Just curious, why are you asking?