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[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 9 points 1 month ago

Penis to vaginaaaaaa

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Monday or Friday?

Who interprets a slash as “through”? Does M/W/F mean Monday through Wednesday through Friday then?

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago

I agree, to me it reads "monday and/or friday"

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Meh.

Context tells you when a "." means 'end of sentence' and 'decimal point.'

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Context holds that you use a dash to mean “through” and a slash to mean “or” here.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

b/w can mean black and white or between depending on context.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yeah well the other meaning I can see is motherfucker.

Also, I hate b/w for between. It doesn’t make sense. It’s not bet ween. It’s be tween.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a semi arbitrary symbol for speeding up handwriting. It's just supposed to be recognizable, connecting the two most important letters. Which it does well.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why is the w more important than the t, with the T representing the second syllable

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

It just makes more sense to me. The w sound is longer and more important imo but I wouldn't be mad if you did shorthand a different way.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It all depends on what the person modifying the sign had available. Having been that person, you work with what you got....

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Enough! I’ve had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why are we doing the human cat faces? It’s like we’re regressing to cat paintings from the 16th century.

[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

The cat's face is a reference to Samuel Jackson, who notably says Motherfucker, hence reading M/F as that

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AJSas8nwnnU

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

I have a theory that that’s what cats actually looked like in the Middle Ages, and they’ve just evolved very rapidly since then to have modern cat faces.

It’s wrong, but that’s still my theory.

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 9 points 1 month ago

Wow, Male AND Female burritos. We are spoiled for choice.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago

Surprise burritos M/F

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Monkey fighters need a good breakfast

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Realistically, what would mother/fucker even mean?

Is it a math formula?

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Nah, it’s the pronouns

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know but it might have something to do with Face/Off

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

That's some out of the box thinking there. Keep it up, kid. You're going places.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm tired of these Mother Fuckin' burritos in these Mother Fuckin' Mornings!

[–] dawcas@scribe.disroot.org 2 points 1 month ago

¡Burritos y burritas! ¡Dale!

[–] klugerama@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Mister Falcon

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[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mega farts. They're breakfast bean burritos.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

strap in. it's about to get bumpy.

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