That's four times more cum than a blue whale
this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2025
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Glorious.
we can imagine.
Unfortunately
I think this is the only use of Drake in a meme format that I do not feel disgust over.
And people say romance is dead.
Found Bao the Whales' Lemmy account
Also, how fucking dare you post something this funny that I can't share with my normal groups
Stop being a normie do it. Bao would approve.
r/TrueSTL-ass post
r/TrueSTL ass-post
Currently playing a minotaur in dnd, I wonder if this meme will be relevant?
Will be if I join your game
Unlikely, no one ever wants to fuck the druid.
Have you been living under a rock? BG3 made druids fuckable again.
"Make them swole"
Wow nature is amazing 😍
There's a difference between fucking the druid, and fucking Halsin. My character is not Halsin haha
Hey wasn't this a deleted scene in Hancock?
I need to see that deleted scene pronto!
Not a great copy but here
It's pretty silly for a heartbreaking scene. Or maybe it's heartbreaking for a silly scene?
I thought you meant there was a scene where someone explodes from being filled with minotaur cum. That's what I wanna see! 😩
Is that Drake?
no, it's wereralph exploding after its minotaur husband cums 16 gallons inside him
Yeah, who would put a minotaur with a drake in any sort of serious story? I doubt they'd be compatible egg types, and there is no way that fur and scales rubbing against each other is going to be good for the health of the surface epithelial layers.
drake would probably like it too much and ruin his curated tough guy image
I don't think that's true
which part?