Fellas, is it gay to love and cherish your child?
this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2025
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Yes. That's why you need to use them as a human shield.
I was gonna say, that's all this thing looks good for
Certainly doesn't look comfy for the child
Poor kid is smooshed in there. Sick plate carrier bro.
This is like the human version of a specific bad guy mech from Mazinger Z lol
Is that Steven Seagull?
Fellas is it gay to be a father?
Israel’s innovations on the battlefield have finally made it to the market. The baby leg and shoulder pad armor should be added soon.
I need the tactical sperm carrier out now!
See the sun set
OPERATOR PRO TIPS: a baby can be used as an effective form of body armor
boyboy should trick somebody into buying some of these and shooting at some ballistic gelatin babies
Waiting for Elon Musk to hear about these!
Chudaroo?
Chud + kangaroo
This is very odd, but if it helps chuds be a bit better of a parent I support it, for the children's sake
This is how I feel about the men's soaps that are flavored like "Aged Oak Whiskey Barrel with MaxGrit©". Anything that gets men excited about hygiene is a plus from me
flavoured
uhhhhh
IF THEY DIDN'T WANT ME TO BITE THE SOAP, WHY DID THEY MAKE IT SMELL LIKE FOOD?!?
who says they didn't want you to?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
The only manly colors: khaki and camo, God help you if you wear anything slightly interesting!
Gunmetal Black has entered the battle!
I've never heard someone explain what tactics are being enhanced by "tactical" chud gear
But it's the chud fantasy that everything is a battlefield.
it's just fashion for losers who are barely held back from murdering minorities
when you've just finished deploying yourself and your Wendy's bowl of chili and you feel today's explosive diarrhea countdown, you must reconnoiter an efficient but protected route to the bathroom without leaving yourself open to ambush.
you need both hands free, weapons in easy access, and a radio channel open to call for backup.
the earth tones are for when you jump into the landscaped boxwood bushes on mulch outside when things get kinetic.
i'm gonna be real with you yankee
that seems like a real bad/selfish tactic. like, burn in hell levels of bad tactics
YoU wOuLdN't ShOoT a MaN cArRyInG a BaBy, WoUlD yOu?
I swear I heard a reference to this like 10 years ago
Right? I feel like I saw this on the r/cth sub or something
i've seen it several times on the sub and this site over the years
i think a ceramic plate would be better armor tbh
I won't lie, I wish PALS webbing was normalised so I could hang an array of shit off our baby carrier
How can it be tactical when there’s not a little flap near the bum for some advanced wiping tactics?