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[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 75 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I stubbed my toe against the table and am now filled with great purpose

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Whenever I apply for a job, I just get a whole lot of resilience. How can be get less resilience?

You just need more perspective. Have you tried landing a job? That always helps me feel less resilient.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 50 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Corruption = networking with benefits
Theft = Self-gifting
Murder = reducing the competition

[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Management harassement -> motherfucker, I love being tortured.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

My obstacle is CEOs enriching themselves at the expense of the workers. What would you say the opportunity is?

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago

Best answer. The more violent options miss that violence without solidarity will never work out. But solidarity means you might not have to use violent options in the first place.

[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 weeks ago

Reviving old technology? Free food and/or fertilizer? Climate action? You name it!

[–] Likwidkat@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm close enough to Ohio...

[–] only_in_ohio@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 2 points 3 weeks ago

If you can find Mario's Super Dinner.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I saw this pop up on my "all" feed and I was very annoyed until I saw what community it was posted in.

LinkedIn is getting too close to reality, the people there almost seem real.

[–] donuts@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

I've kind of suspected that tbh.

[–] BussyGyatt@feddit.org 9 points 3 weeks ago

Pain is the purpose? unsupervised ai slop

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My wife decided to be spontaneous yesterday, and I felt a great deal of purpose!

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I tried to lift 100kg but didn't have enough Struggles. That's how the formula works, right?

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

No pain, no gain!

[–] christian@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I think masterclass posts like this are an opportunity to feel happy about the state of the world today.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Tell me you only know five words that start with "S" without telling me that you only know five words that start with "S".

[–] plyth@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

And yet it's not bad advice.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It is, because it discourages you from making things better for yourself.

You're being told that being miserable is actually good, and that if you're not satisfied with it then it's your own moral failing.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

To me it means the opposite. Obstacles remain obstacles until you create opportunities.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They're not telling you to go seek or make opportunities, they're telling you to consider your obstacles as opportunities.

Its like saying being robbed is an opportunity to make as much wealth as you previously had.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Every non-unique obstacle can become a problem that you solve as a business and sell the solution to others who become your customers.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

But that's not a reasonable expectation.

It only becomes an opportunity if you're in a position to start a brand new business. I'm not in a position to start one business, let alone one for each of my obstacles.
And even if I pitched it to the business i work for, why would they listen to me? And even if they did why do you think I'd get any credit? Now I've just got a other monthly bill.

And it's a very bold assumption to think that every non-unique obstacle can be monetized, or that it's ethical to monetize. Maybe a charity, but even then it can get pretty sketchy.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you see how you avoid seeing an opportunity? Pitching to the business you work for can create other benefits, like making yourself visible.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Do you see how delusionally optimistic you are?

Pick an average job like mechanic and an average obstacle like access to mental healthcare. How do you think a garage is going to spin off a mental healthcare business? Why do you think they'd want to? Why do think their boss would even listen to them, let alone appreciate the pitch?
So not at work then, how do you think a mechanic would get access to the knowledge of running a business? Where do you think they'd get the connections to raise capital with the average person's credit?

If you work somewhere that you could pitch your own obstacle to your boss as a business opportunity, you're in the 1% access to opportunities.
If you have the ability to start your own business to solve your own obstacle, then you're in the 1% access to opportunities.

The advice just doesn't apply to the vast majority of obstacles for the vast majority of people, and telling people that their inability to capitalize is a moral failing is evil, and actively helps evil people.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

telling people that their inability to capitalize is a moral failing is evi

I think there is no moral judgement. There is no obligation to change perspective and especially none to capitalize.

Do you see hour delusionally optimistic you are?

That's the point. Illusions, visions, inspirations, instead of resigning one can allow the brain to look for a solution.

The advice just doesn’t apply to the vast majority of obstacles for the vast majority of people

Which is an opportunity for change.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You're placing the onus on the wrong party. If you tell someone that they just need to take control of a situation in which they have no control, what psychological impact do you think that'll have on them when they're inevitably unable to?

This advice is dangerously naive at best, and victim blaming to support existing power structures at worst.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

Nobody ever controls a situation entirely. That allows everybody to control something, and to grow from there, in theory. In reality the situation can be so frustrating that it is not possible. Yet whoever wants to, can try.