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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 50 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Will the onion finally be able to buy them now?

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago
[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 42 points 5 months ago

Infowars to be liquidated

alex-oopsie stalin-gun-1

sicko-wistful

[–] regul@hexbear.net 39 points 5 months ago

I'd like to see 'ol Alex Jones wriggle his way out of this one!

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago

wake me when the deed is done, and no sooner

[–] Des@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

get ready for Dataskirmishes, a totally unrelated show by some guy let's call him Jones Alexander

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

Let me guess what's going to happen.

Jones goes on somebody's show and tells the world "They'll get nothin'."

Assets: zero

Debts: millions

Gee, I wonder how that happened. And I suppose they'll have to sue him again.

[–] ToxicDivinity@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Will this matter at all? How much money can be raised from selling a domain name? Won't Alex just keep going and rename his show?

Hey there's a Winnebago as well

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

let me know when they order Jones turned into compost

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I wish Alex Jones were liquidated*

*reduced to a soup-like homogenate

[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

only the Polytron reduces an entire C-List media personality to a soup-like homogenate in 30 seconds

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

Maybe into a chili so hot that whoever eats it forgets their kids' names?

Family court strikes again

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 5 months ago

I think the only acceptable way to trial Alex Jones other than bamboo chutes is to put him in a mock divorce trial by Judge Judy and if he isn't funny enough he gets shot by her. Who's gonna be the divorcee?

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

We could try herding him toward hotter and hotter climates until he turns so red birds start trying to eat him.