Will the onion finally be able to buy them now?
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Infowars to be liquidated
I'd like to see 'ol Alex Jones wriggle his way out of this one!
wake me when the deed is done, and no sooner
get ready for Dataskirmishes, a totally unrelated show by some guy let's call him Jones Alexander
Let me guess what's going to happen.
Jones goes on somebody's show and tells the world "They'll get nothin'."
Assets: zero
Debts: millions
Gee, I wonder how that happened. And I suppose they'll have to sue him again.
Will this matter at all? How much money can be raised from selling a domain name? Won't Alex just keep going and rename his show?
Hey there's a Winnebago as well
let me know when they order Jones turned into compost
I wish Alex Jones were liquidated*
*reduced to a soup-like homogenate
only the Polytron reduces an entire C-List media personality to a soup-like homogenate in 30 seconds
Maybe into a chili so hot that whoever eats it forgets their kids' names?
Family court strikes again
I think the only acceptable way to trial Alex Jones other than bamboo chutes is to put him in a mock divorce trial by Judge Judy and if he isn't funny enough he gets shot by her. Who's gonna be the divorcee?
We could try herding him toward hotter and hotter climates until he turns so red birds start trying to eat him.