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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] sempersigh@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago (6 children)
[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

even the snake says acab. And people are insulting it by comparing it to USA (United snakes of amerikkka)

lmao, this is the worst shit I have ever seen, I love it.

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

The only correct instance of "don't tread on me"

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Tag yourself, I'm the black bear in the back of the image that is passed out during the bear invasion

I'm the brown Rhino in the black vibing with the bears.

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Black bear in the back mid/right apparently scratching its ass?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Bears Everywhere!

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You leave those chickens alone

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“Chicken chaser? Wot? You chase chickens?”

Fable 1 quote that lives in my brain

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

You're actually making the chickens really uncomfortable by fetishising them.

The world of ultimate gaming

[–] stevatoo@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

The long awaited sequel to Off-road velociraptor safari

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

fuck yes, fuck yes

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

I like how the thumbnail is two trucks a second away from a head on collision.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

By baklabs

You know what goes bak bak bak?

This is bird programming