Everywhere is walkable when you carry a very visible propane tank on your back so cars avoid you through Mutually Assured Destruction.
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Are you wearing an Affliction t shirt or Cookie Monster pajama pants?
Oh damn how'd you know?
Drove past y'all on the way to Waffle House
Aw fuck man I may skip Texas Roadhouse and just go to Waffle House. I could go for some eggs after all those Natty Lights I drank on the highway
If someone wears Cookie Monster pajama pants there's about a 99% chance they vape
Some of the most unhinged shit I've ever seen in public was done by people wearing pajama pants. I once saw a dude in pajama pants pistol whip a girl in pajama pants who was fighting another girl in pajama pants in front of a Rite-Aid.
What would Marx think about pajama pants in public people?
They are the ultimate embodiment of the Lumpenproletariat
looking down at my Animal pajama pants: whew, I'm safe.
Sounds like somebody has never seen The Fifth Element
I bet you feel stupid now
I'll have you know I haven't seen the First through Fourth Elements either
they're probably illegal outside of france because of the underage girls
You joke but this is literally me just replace rib night with Karaoke night.
thats a long walk and a lot of pre-gaming
Well I'll be sweating so much that I won't stay drunk long
Before I started at uni when I was still using I was walking an average of ~12-15km a day. Kinda miss it but I don't have time for that any more!
I miss wasting my life walking everywhere for hours on end
In my 20s I could totally just spend like half a day walking around, not even going anywhere.
Now I do that shit and my knees start hurting (I still walk a fair bit for my age though)
I'm 40 and I just quit skateboarding 3-4 years ago and I have never had a car.
Everywhere is bikeable if your shitty bicycle modded to be an ebike can go 70mph 
its true my fork started creaking but im sure its fine
come the revolution, all y'all getting the walk.
can't relate :^)