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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/43965177

An ex-DOGE staffer known as “Big Balls” could end up receiving the highest civilian honor in the United States, placing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mother Teresa.

Somehow the dumbest timeline just upped the ante

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[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Calling it now; 3 middle-schoolers are gonna beat the shit out of him and steal the medal, and that's how the bill of rights will be repealed.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 176 points 3 days ago (3 children)

This timeline is so fucking stupid I have difficulty believing it sometimes

[–] paper_moon@lemmy.world 63 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

If we do live in a simulation, can I be taken out by a corrupt memory allocation, please?

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Earth.exe is causing excessive crashes, please save your work and restart.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I'd like to load a backup save please

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Best we can do is unplug it.
Then plug it back in again.

[–] limer@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Plug.exe is not working. Check for a working internet connection

internet connection not found. please reinstall aol
internet connection not found. please reinstall aol

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sorry, this is a hardcore run. No save scumming.

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

New game+, dlc is extra

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Hmm, well when is the last time you tested those backups to ensure they aren't corrupt?

[–] scintilla@crust.piefed.social 7 points 3 days ago

I knew it was somehow windows fault. We should obviously be running Debian.

[–] Tower@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

COSMIC BIT FLIP 2028!

well someone crapped my pants i would like a reinstall please

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Fascists were killed to fucking death 80 years ago. And I'll remind us all, the men who fought were around 20 then. The youngest would be 100 now.

The Smoot-Hawley Act was 95 years ago, exacerbated the Great Depression. Not to mention the stock market greed and lack of government controls that started it. Today no one remembers what that kind of poverty was like in America.

Everyone who remembers is dead. This is simply history, we do this again and again. Our turn!

[–] Laser@feddit.org 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why stop there? Shell out a purple heart! Hell, make it two! Make him look like one of these old officers from dictatorships!

Ughh, I mean we are just handing military rank over to Palantir employees, so why not?

General Big Balls🎖️got his ass kicked by high schoolers while betraying his country.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 83 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What a ridiculous country you have going on over there

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thanks, we all love it and want this to be happening.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well if you don't drop everything and singlehandedly bring it all to a screeching halt i won't respect you and even if you try I'll find other reasons to criticize you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is the first time I've laughed at something related to our political situation in a long time. Good job on this thread guys. I appreciate it

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

It's pretty fucked up, that's for sure.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago

Release the Trump/Epstein files

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)

placing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mother Teresa

One of these persons is not like the others...

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 8 points 3 days ago

Even so, Christopher Hitchens is not rolling in his grave.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago

This country is a fucking joke.

Of course. These people would give literal Hitler the presidential medal of freedom if he were around to give it to. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they award him something posthumously

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

George Tenet got one for roping us into an illegal war in Iraq.

The PMoF is meaningless.

[–] Figlizard@thelemmy.club 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It has been for 20 years. At least.

This is not unprecedented.

[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Is this the same award that Kissinger received?

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Yep. Ford gave him one.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Probably. I don't know offhand.

[–] Figlizard@thelemmy.club 3 points 3 days ago

Not gonna say it hasn't been a parade of celebrity and yah yah bs, but, Jose' Andre's. I'm good with that.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 15 points 3 days ago

holy shit nobody cares. stop being caught off guard by low effort outrage sideshows. next one drops in 12 hours or so, can we grow up enough to handle it?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

placing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mother Teresa.

The medal's reputation has already been tarnished, then, might as well add him.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

There are infinitely many loathsome people who have gotten it, so care about this I could not less.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 3 days ago
[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 17 points 3 days ago

Imagine being the person who has to inscribe a medal of freedom to “big balls”

[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anything Epstein's best buddy hands out will be noted as a total farce and those receiving them should be ridiculed relentlessly. Cue South Park.

[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

That's exactly it. He will forever have to say, it was awarded by Donald Trump, instantly loses all meaning. People will probably think he bought or bribed it from, DT.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

if someone were to shoot him will they give him a posthumous promotion? that would be cool

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Balls not so big if a gun is pointed in his stupid face.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yeah. We're armed to the fucking teeth and no one is challenging these fascists.

MAGA neighbor came stomping down the street after I called him a fascist and his wife a fat fucking Nazi. Bring it.

I calmly walked inside for my Colt .45, left the door and curtains open, awaited his arrival. He had the sense to turn the fuck around or his wife would be a widow and his daughter lacking a father. Stand your ground state!

These people never get fucking challenged. Never. They're in their echo chamber thinking everyone is on the same page. Fuck with them. Put violence on the table, make it personal.

I'm a middle-aged white guy, easy for me to say, I know. And that privilege is exactly why I push back. I can fight the fight for those less privileged. And yes, I've made my peace with dying if it comes to that. That is not a new thought to me.

Ban in 3, 2, 1...

[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

You won't get banned for exercising your legal right to self defense against Nazis. Nor for advocating other fight fascist violence using their legal rights.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

You and me. Same page.

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can I kick his ass too so he can get a second medal?

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago

While I typically frown on violence, it'd be a just world if after receiving said medal, BB got his ass beat on a weekly basis.