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Don't go to the restaurant website.
TL:DR I got curious, the article metioned pun names and I wanted to see how awful they were. Soon as I connected I caught "StealthBrowser-Installer.EXE" trying to download and execute.
The worst part is that these aren't even fucking puns...

Where's the well-done Trump steak with a side of ketchup?
Also why do these morons always break the aspect ratio when resizing images?
Right?! Where is the faux gold shit? Where is the "Biden Burger" as a kids meal? Where is "laptop from hell hot sauce"!?
Come on, I am not a fash but I can write a better menu than these turds.
There's no conservative comedy shows that last for a reason. They're not funny. They don't seem to be able to do or have real humor, only bullying and punching down to laugh at.
Where's the " 'Release the Files Cheese Pizza' ???"
Probably that Bone-in Rib Eye. Taken off the menu because the chef got depressed from cooking it too many times
Peak logo design

How is this designed worse than the hole in the wall I go to with the 30 year old menu design that's been copied repeatedly like a bible scriptorium? This looks like shit, why is the border so thick? There's like a full inch on either side also why is everything besides the text windows 98 lower resolution birthday card maker?
Soup of the Day
"It's the same soup every day, through the eternity! That's how we Conservatives roll! Don't ask what's in it, though!"
Dur Daily Lunch Special.
Dur. Durrrrrrr
Whoopsie - I bet he’ll never connect the dots either.
“It’s worth it so long as they get the real criminal immigrants!1!” /s
Cause and effect has never been their strong suit.
Thinking about it rationally, I think people should be treated the same regardless of their beliefs, and I should feel pity for this guy. But emotionally, I can't help but feel schadenfreude for people like this, who get their just deserts.
Why should people be treated the same regardless of their beliefs and opinions? That's the one thing you can judge people on. People have free will, one chooses what to believe
I will never treat a racist person the same as I would a non-racist person
I meant treated the same by the government. It is the government that is doing these raids.
Ah, fair enough
Yea... my rational side is currently out back and rotting since the last election. At this point I'm cackling with delight at any of these.
It may have helped I grew up in the south surrounded by historic revisionism of a bunch of traitors but I've given up on people being treated the same regardless of their beliefs because some peoples beliefs are fucking awful.
I realize that's a fucking slippery slope to go down, but there's a reason I tell people I should NEVER be in charge, I'd be a monster. That's the difference I find between myself and these ghouls is I know to keep my being a monster leashed.
Maybe I'm completely delusional. I used to think the same as you, but now I think they should just go ahead and put me in charge. There is no reality where I could possibly be worse than the people who are currently in charge.
Its like nobody ever heard of irony
“I would love to have [Trump’s] blessing and have him come by,” Beainy said at the time. “We’re hoping that he … sees the place.”
What a loser. Hope he enjoys Lebanon.
He thought he got a super-american subscription plan but never read the details written in smaller font.
who opened chain of restaurants in support of president
I mean, as I pointed out when they first ran articles about this, that guy was asking for trouble regardless of the legality of his immigration status. Trump licenses his name and makes money off doing so, and has been doing so for a long time. If you get a "Trump whatever", the business making that is paying Trump for the brand. I would be pretty sure that the guy didn't license anything from Trump before doing the Trump Burger thing. Maybe someone could manage to fly below the radar with a small-scale operation, but trying to get publicity by doing interviews in national media is probably not the way to do that.
Isn't this headline incorrect?
I wouldn't say incorrect, but perhaps misleading. He's now has to go to hearing to determine his immigration status. If what he says is true then it may be an easy win for him. IDK what qualifications are actually needed though.
Immigrants like Roland Beainy make me wonder if we are, in fact, not getting their best people......