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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 72 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This came up before, it's insane what's going on. The landlord is just stealing the restaurant.

  • Suing partner because he gave him 65k to be a partner. Has witnesses. Partner says there was no written contract and is counter suing.
  • Landlord is suing Trump burger because he registered Maga Burger 2 months before they opened up and never told them. The landlord demanded 10k more a month added on to the 11k because they're using "his name."
  • The partners are suing the landlord because all of their credit card transactions started to go to the landlord.
  • Landlord is trying to take over the restauraunt as his own but the Lebanese born co-owner was detained by ICE.
  • Trump sent a cease and desist for using his name.
[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 66 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope everyone in this loses.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like it's on track.

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago

This was a planned operation and a phone call to ICE by the landlord. 100%

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago

He was a minority owner...

His partners are suing him, and Trump's suing all of them.

It takes a special kind of stupid to like trump, but not know he was going to 1500% sue for trademark infringement

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago

You want fries with that dumbfuck?

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Uh.. leopards... hungry... or something.

[–] QProphecy@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Leopard facial

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Om nom nom.

A sheep in wolfs clothing I see.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 9 points 3 weeks ago

Senpai noticed him

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago

If you're a minority, it doesn't matter how hard you suck up to Trump and his goons. They will never let you wear the snazzy Kommandant's uniform or get the best internal organs at the feeding frenzies. You're a useful idiot but they will never let you BE one of them.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

How could anyone have predicted that he’d do the thing he promised to do?! Certainly not this guy!

[–] Bot@sub.community 3 points 3 weeks ago

You break the privilege granted to you by the government, visa is not a right, fairly speaking.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

"Oh my god, he's looking at me! :D Oh my god, he's looking at me! D:"

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

He is cooked.

🎶Trump burger in paradise 🎶

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca -1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

So? Like anyone cares about rump or their burgers.