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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the song that never ends.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Fuck you.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If not, what about Darkwing Duck?

[–] QuantumStorm@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

When there's trouble you call DW!

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

Clever, age and sobriety test all in one

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

If you forget a few of the words, it'll only make it more convincing.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

GlomTales! Technically I’m Scottish as well GlomTales! Uhhh—Scrooge stinks, Scrooge stinks, Scrooge stinks, Scrooge stinks GlomTales!

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

James Bond jr?

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I tend to point at the grey in my beard, but they still ask.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Former Retail Worker Here: I got cussed out by a lot of senior citizens who thought I was fucking with them when I asked to see ID. I absolutely wasn't, the machine would not let me process a sale of alcohol unless I scanned in the ID. I didn't have a choice.

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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 4 points 1 month ago

"No problem, I can prove it: If you get between me and my coping mechanism, I'm liable to go to prison for what I'll do. Does that work for you?"

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

This thread needs a bit of Punk Rock Factory 🤘😁

https://youtu.be/Ese77uJ7SFo

[–] scrollo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Humming the "Moon" theme from the Ducktails video game should also count

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

I could do it!

my brain finds odd times to inject that theme song into my life

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