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SpoilerI saw a Bluesky post about "Trump on the roof" and I thought - whatever's happening can't actually be interesting. But it'll give me a "caption this" post - maybe.

Donald Trump Takes Walk on Roof of White House

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[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He's such a filthy little sniper tease.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

President Obama vs President Trump

President Obama scrupulously follows Secret Service instructions. The Secret Service scrupulously follows President Trump's instructions.

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago

"Who the fuck is scraeming 'release the files' outside the White House? Show yourself, coward! I will never release."

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago
[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago

There's a freaking Cheeto on the roof of the White House!

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago
[–] GeckoChamber@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

My sources tell me Trump wanted to "eat lunch on the rooftop like in anime" but the door broke, so now they are waiting for the fire truck to come get them down

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Spoiler for a quote from the office (it's a lib guilty pleasure of mine)

spoilerMichael: My life!

Dwight: Michael, what's wrong?

Michael: Everything's wrong! The stress of my modern office...has caused me to go into a depression!

Dwight: "Depression"? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?

Michael: Dwight, you ignorant slut! Depression is a very serious illness! Over 32,000 people commit su*cide every year, according to a 2004 study!

Dwight: Is that the last year that data was available?

Michael: Yes.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

lmao this is the first thing I thought of in the other thread.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

The show had some choice bits.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, bcs op said wrong answers only.

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Dammit, fair

[–] astronot@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

"A moment of quiet contemplation and introspection."

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

Trump trying to attract geese by imitating their cries honk-enraged

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

Our big completionist boy is jumping around trying to find all the collectibles in and around the whitehouse for that 100%

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

trump-anguish Drop that sucker!

which is to say, Trump plans to fake his death to escape Epstein entanglements

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

looking to see if there's any underage girls around that would like to 'work' at his spa

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

"JD, you ignorant slut."

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Needed some fresh air after having to smell hegseth's alcohol and cocaine breath for hours.

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Replacing those shingles his damn self, no way they're gonna call a handyman.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

"You guys dare me to do it? I bet I can make it over the fence!"

[–] SockOlm@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

unlocking yoshi as a playable character

[–] PurrLure@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Rooftop marco polo