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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago (4 children)

OP, you can say "sex". Your parents aren't going to put you in time-out.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why are you so sure it's sex instead of six? It could be sax tape for all we know.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, show me your sexy sax tape!

[–] Tja@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago

F*ck, you're right.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Please. Send me a picture of your face so I can verify if you can say that word on the internet.

[–] Dis32@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'm from the Visayas, I meant six.

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

H*ly SHIT! Now th*t is a FUCKING cr*zy story. Th*se cocksuckers s*re dec*ded to impr*ve the*r goddamn l*ves. I'm so h*ppy for th*se twats.

[–] jaded_genie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks mte. I ws alread* concerned with @ll the non censred cntent lately on this NSFW app

[–] jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You need to use \ as an escape character before the asterisks so that you don't unintentionally make things italic instead.

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 3 points 1 day ago

I think it adds a bit of charm to it

[–] jaded_genie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] Dis32@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Haha fucking crazy story indeed 😂

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Dis32@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is a Christian server mate /s

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do Christians not believe in sex then?

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

No, that's why the Bible says babies are delivered by storks. Sex was invented in 1960 by feminists who wanted to chop your balls off so they could superglue them on and transgender themselves.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"Filipinos are a warm, gentle, caring, giving people. Which is a good thing since so many of them carry concealed weapons." - Neal Stephenson

[–] Dis32@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unfortunate yes, security guards in shopping malls used to carry machine guns lol when I was living there when I was younger, not anymore though I think.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Even as a kid getting armed cops in schools after 9/11, I have always really hated seeing guns in public. Especially when it's a mall cop, you know? That sucks.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We had an armed cop in my 80s high school, long before Columbine made school shootings a sport. Also, this was a solidly middle-class school, not exactly rough.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

What's your point, that it's fine and dandy? I've done more than my share of fun with guns, but even I think it's just plain weird for kids to see a guy with a gun every single day of their lives.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I had assumed guns were not only frowned upon but flat out illegal in the Philippines. Wife was talking about moving back when we retire. "Meh, it would sure suck selling all my guns and not being able to shoot or gunsmith again."

She looked at me strange, "We have many guns. My cousin runs a gun shop. What are you talking about?"

Then I watched some videos. They're 1911 fanatics like me! I have found my people.

[–] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This book shaped me.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Tragedies end in funerals, comedies end in weddings. :)

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

why does that map look like the biritsh isles after the icecaps melted

[–] Dis32@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Holy sh*t you're right!

[–] Dis32@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would both be funny and dark if it was the other way around heh

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

I'm pretty sure that occurs more often