Totalitarianism
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
heckin' good puppers in shambles
What if the doggo is epic bacon then you can call it a heckin pupper
omg shuddup haha
uhh, yikes on bikes. angry much friendo?
Now this is badposting
That's gunna be an eep from me dawg
heckin yikes, friendo
Am, is, are, was, were = total cringe
The concept of being has an undialectical nature; there is only becoming
Edit "exists" in for "is", and then you won't have used the forbidden words
a, the, to, at, I, if, am, are, this, that, yes, no, maybe, do, me, disestablishmentarianism
death by boiling acid replacing all your blood and piss
Can’t have shit
As usual the truth lies somewhere in the middle and not where you extremists think.
If you use the words frie, hec, dog, pup or yik you deserve to get slightly wounded when half a firing squad opens fire on you and almost, but not quite, misses.
nothingburger
friendo
This unironically.
do people think "yikes" was invented like 6 years ago or somethin
compound swears e.g. douchecanoe
Your are mean. I like doggo and pupper
Don't use first, nor third
Second, does heckin' count?
Third, pupper gets me executed
Fourth, yikes gets me doubly executed but most likely tortured.
the
yikes the pupper is a heccin doggo tho
Yikes bikes
Quality badposting, Imagining a human actually having such stupid opinions is genuinely difficult.