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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

Totalitarianism

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

heckin' good puppers in shambles boohoo

[–] sempersigh@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What if the doggo is epic bacon then you can call it a heckin pupper

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

doggirl-happy omg shuddup haha

[–] goose@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

uhh, yikes on bikes. angry much friendo?

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

Now this is badposting

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

heckin yikes, friendo

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

That's gunna be an eep from me dawg

[–] Noodles4dinner@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Am, is, are, was, were = total cringe

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The concept of being has an undialectical nature; there is only becoming

[–] spectre@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Edit "exists" in for "is", and then you won't have used the forbidden words

[–] gueybana@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

Can’t have shit

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago
[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

a, the, to, at, I, if, am, are, this, that, yes, no, maybe, do, me, disestablishmentarianism

death by boiling acid replacing all your blood and piss

[–] KimJongFun@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

As usual the truth lies somewhere in the middle and not where you extremists think.

If you use the words frie, hec, dog, pup or yik you deserve to get slightly wounded when half a firing squad opens fire on you and almost, but not quite, misses.

[–] ea6927d8@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

This unironically.

[–] iie@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

do people think "yikes" was invented like 6 years ago or somethin

Don't use first, nor third

Second, does heckin' count?

Third, pupper gets me executed

Fourth, yikes gets me doubly executed but most likely tortured.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

yikes the pupper is a heccin doggo tho

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Your are mean. I like doggo and pupper

[–] Satanic_Mills@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

compound swears e.g. douchecanoe

[–] spacecadet@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yikes bikes

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

Quality badposting, Imagining a human actually having such stupid opinions is genuinely difficult.