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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 134 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But they probably have a hunch

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Their cardiologist knows

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They probably know it. Or at least they have a feeling.

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

When I hear that old song they used to play.

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's probably a stomach ache

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[–] buycurious@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I watched this twice

What is wrong with me

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Lmao not nothing.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

You found your kink.

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[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah it's gotta be LifeIsBoris, the dude eats spoons of mayo in day to day life

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

From my experience a disturbing number of Russians have a mayonnaise based diet, so he has competition.

[–] Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Imagine showing up in a suit for this!

[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

I'm speechless.

[–] original_reader@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

The Mayonnaise part was hard to watch... 🤢

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 27 points 2 months ago

I feel like if you're even a contender you probably know. It's a condiment, but I guarantee there's someone out there who eats it like the main meals.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They totally know. There might be a few that think they’re #1 and one of them is almost certainly right.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago

Terrible thing to go through. Parents are responsible for the wellfare of their children.

But I have to admit that I also ate bread with mayonnaise just because. It works. Not every time but it works.

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[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you know what post you opened the comments on

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[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

This is the champion mayo-fiend

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Or this guy?

What is it about torties and attitude? She's a normal cat standing like a normal cat but she looks so sassy.

[–] Jackfinished@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Probably this lady I saw at Subway a few years back. She asked for mayo and said she would let them know when to stop. The bottle was almost full with about a quarter of it left the guy making the sub jokingly stated he would need to get another bottle. Her response was "if that's what you need to do, then do it". Second bottle ended up being half empty when she called it. This was on a 6 in sub, the guy couldn't even wrap it due to all the mayo spilling out. FWIW the customer seemed satisfied.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Beautiful 👏

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

That gets worst as it progresses.

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[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

the one person who downvoted you is uncultured

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago

Mayonnaise Georg

[–] xtools@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Flagg76@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lol i thought "that could actually be me".

Yes I'm Dutch...😁

[–] chuymatt@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Is the artery clogging power of frits and mayo overpowered by the biking or is it mostly genetics?

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[–] AlternatePersonMan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Hint: it's not me.

[–] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

I know Who Is It

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

It’s me. Sorry, everyone. 😔

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago
[–] f4hy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am sure it's not, but I hope it's me

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

I’m pretty certain it’s not me

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

They might not even know that it wasn't funny tasting yoghurt.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 2 months ago

Probably my fiance. It's weird, but she has a ton of food allergies and mayo isn't on the list so whatever I guess.

[–] MrJukes@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

Is Paul Robalino on Lemmy? He's put some thought in to this very subject.

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