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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If you dream that you are sleeping, can you sleep twice as fast?

I like to dream that I'm eating so I don't have to eat breakfast.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 months ago

The solution to the astley paradox is actually incredibly simple

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Not even a disguised youtube link under this post...

[–] WhiteRabbit_33@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

It's a well known phenomenon that Rickrolling has lost popularity over the past decade. This article covers the issue in more detail.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

I am disappointed in this community

[–] philthi@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah he could always gift you Up, instead.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Then he'd have to Left you Down

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I can find no flaw in OP's logic.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I guess that would work if you had a very concrete interpretation of his words and ignored his intent.

My paradox :

You cannot grow weed in your lawn