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[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

Oh hey there's a chocolate bar coming out of its mouth!

[-] Wizarded@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Why are you like this ๐Ÿ˜‘

[-] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago

This feels very pre 2019. I'm programmed to just think about the lawsuits now and can't even get to the joke part.

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world -5 points 10 months ago

Kinda sad really. A generation of people who can't really relax into the moment

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Username checks out??

[-] grue@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

The guy answering the door has clearly opted for "trick."

[-] Amilo1591@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 10 months ago

Indecent exposure towards minors. How to end your career in one easy step.

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Protip: be unemployed so you can't get fired for it.

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 10 months ago

He's always got his career as a fictional comic strip stunt-butt to fall back on.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"I think there are Snickers bars left at the bottom. You just have to reach as far as you can go."

[-] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

Goatse, just make sure to reach in with both hands.

this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2023
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