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[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The experts interviewed generally agree that competitive or serious recreational cyclists should aim for the stiffest shoe their budget will allow, but more casual riders will benefit from a less efficient, but more comfortable, shoe.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not sacrificing watts to my fucking soles

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

throwing clipless wooden clogs at every podium to sabotage the bike industry

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I remember seeing a foldable bike with cleat pedals IRL on the train once

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

this is who adidas makes the velosambas for

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

brake booster on a v-brake is wild

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

It's to protect the vbrake and for good luck

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

This is going to be me after year of riding my folding bikesmug-explain

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can't argue with aerodynamics and power transfer.

UCI had to outlaw these.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

what didnt they

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

... could you send me a link to those I know a guy who would genuinely buy these.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

this is a random post I stole from /r/bicyclingcirclejerk but also just buy wooden clogs and then drive some screws in. It's wood, that's super easy

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

he probably won't use home made bicycle gear, his bike costs more than his partners car. Darn

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

DIY that shit and sell it to him for 300% upcharge then. Donate half to charity

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

thonk

How much would it cost to get a person to design or copy a realistic looking brand sticker to put on it. I could fleece this guy pretty hard. But also hes a lawyer so it might not end well for me.

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do clogs even have brands?

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Bike stuff does.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

like 3 eurobucks for a single sticker. gets cheaper per pcs if you order more but I'm feeling that's not the goal here

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

No I'm only gonna run like two scams top.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

there's nothing in the world that a bike could ever do that should make it more expensive than a car and that's including "it drives for you and sucks you off the whole time" and i don't care whatever UM AKSHUALLY is about to come my way. That's stupid.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Its made of a really light alloy nerd

Hea got 3 expensive bikes and a "cheap" one. But tbf one of the expensive bikes plugs into the computer setup he has to do virtual bike rides

[–] TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

Who stepped on Bender?