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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

... could you send me a link to those I know a guy who would genuinely buy these.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

this is a random post I stole from /r/bicyclingcirclejerk but also just buy wooden clogs and then drive some screws in. It's wood, that's super easy

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

he probably won't use home made bicycle gear, his bike costs more than his partners car. Darn

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

DIY that shit and sell it to him for 300% upcharge then. Donate half to charity

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

thonk

How much would it cost to get a person to design or copy a realistic looking brand sticker to put on it. I could fleece this guy pretty hard. But also hes a lawyer so it might not end well for me.

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Bike stuff does.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

like 3 eurobucks for a single sticker. gets cheaper per pcs if you order more but I'm feeling that's not the goal here

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

No I'm only gonna run like two scams top.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

there's nothing in the world that a bike could ever do that should make it more expensive than a car and that's including "it drives for you and sucks you off the whole time" and i don't care whatever UM AKSHUALLY is about to come my way. That's stupid.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Its made of a really light alloy nerd

Hea got 3 expensive bikes and a "cheap" one. But tbf one of the expensive bikes plugs into the computer setup he has to do virtual bike rides