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[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How do we not have a :latest-fad: emoji!?

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SweatySteven@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

{ kelly | latest fad }

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Simian equivalent to fish hats on orcas

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

regular hats on people is also the simian equivalent to fish hats on orcas

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Rly makes u think

[–] DoomBloomDialectic@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

wtf just let the homies accessorize, if you pull off a sick look and some h8r calls you "pointless" that's on them tbh

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

someone give them fidget spinners

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

The chimp version of broccoli hair

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago
[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Hear no evil, speak no evil, poop no evil.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

All my homies are dripped out with grass ears

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Dudes rock?