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Photo is Leonardo DiCaprio at Jeff Bezos' wedding yesterday.

Alternate title: Liberals when leftists ask them to look at the material conditions.

It is nice, at least, that the more image-conscious rich people are starting to feel shame.

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[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 59 points 1 month ago (2 children)

when a 26 year old woman walks in the room:

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

Wow Leo here is expanding his horizons, his old average was 25!

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorry that's 5 years too old for LD

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

When I hear or read LD I immediately think Larry David.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How does DiCaprio have an image to protect? He's a creep and that's been synonymous with his name for several years now.

[–] elpaso@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

Back when I played Among Us, the Scientist would tell chat how long the person had been dead for, and I would always say "so too old for Leonardo Dicaprio?"

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I had no idea he had a reputation for social justice.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

hes just scouting for his next 18 year old gf

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

thought that was h3h3 for a sec

[–] acab_means_cop_Dva@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Leo's lower half does look awfully similar to h3h3's meth fuzz aesthetics

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it so hard not to attend Bezos' wedding? I guess maybe I can see showing up just to raid the open bar, but I can't imagine staying for the company.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Would Bezos really have an open bar though? I would imagine he would make his guests pay for both drinks and food.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Wouldn't surprise me if Bezos did "community building breakout sessions" at his BYOB wedding tbh.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

there's no bathroom so you have to pee in water bottles (purchased by you)

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I bet he'd do that buffet thing and weigh your leftover food, charging you for what you didn't eat

[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 1 month ago

Does Bezos have a daughter Leo is interested in?

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

how exactly did he get that reputation?

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Same way all rich people do: philanthropy and pretty speeches while ignoring materialist solutions to structural problems. Leo has been in movies about blood diamonds and indigenous American genocide, "highlighting" the problems and bringing "awareness" to them.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

makes sense. for some reason though I was assuming he must have done something particularly noticable to offset the groomer allegations

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

When he finally won an Oscar for the revenant (which wasn't even good it was just "his turn") he made his whole speech about climate change

He was a big voice on climate back in the early aughts

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pls day 1 divorce

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 month ago

Isn't he funding a bunch of settlements in the west bank?

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Nice clip on urkel

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Nooo don't turn 25 your so sexy aha

[–] darkmode@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

I wonder if Bezos is ego conscious enough to be offended by this. I feel like if I had untold billions, i wouldn’t. but i’m evaluating the situation as me now and not as me with said billions

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

This is why he wasn't allowed on the door.