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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That isn't a shrimp. That is a mudbug.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That isn't a mudbug. That is a crawdad.

[–] mysticalone@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That isn't a crawdad. That is a crawshrimp

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That isn't a crawshrimp. That's a crayfish.

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That isn't a crayfish. That's a mini lobster.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That ain't a mini lobster, that's a crawfish.

[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I've never been that drunk.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 1 month ago

How much you offering?

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They don't like it when you do that.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sure, once they're dead I guess.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I forget sometimes the obvious is never obvious to everyone. In point of fact though if you are ever eating some mudbugs you shouldn't eat one if its tail is curled up. Chances are it was already dead when it went in the boiling water.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't that a crayfish? Which yes, are indeed bugs.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Shrimp is also bugs

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dweeb-looking four eye motherfucker

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Be careful taking your shirt off around these creeps

[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Those dang things leave suspicious looking piles of mud in your yard, looking like dog poo. Taste good though

[–] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

dude don't eat suspicious piles of mud from your yard no matter how good you think they taste!

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

I keep using this to everyone but no one's listening!

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

are bugs kawai?

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

I will end you