This is what they give you when your dad inevitably gets mauled by bears in the wilderness as compensation in Alaska. When you die you gotta give it back and then they send it back again to your next of kin. Legal stuff, ya know? Many families torn apart by the Palin knife.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

Real ones know you want a hatchet to survive in the northern wilderness

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

some knives are for showing your neighbor how shit is, some knives are for displaying prominently on the mantle.

get one that can be both at Gibson's Knife & Diabetes Test Strip Emporium on Route 14.

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Cast it into the fire Isiliador! Destroy it!

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 4 days ago

Pal-gûl

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

yeonmi-park I don't know what to say about this. It's really fucking weird.

[–] NinjaGinga@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

+1d4 physical damage to target

+1d8 psychic damage to user

"The Painlan"

[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago

While you were out partying, I studied the blade

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

nice, just don't hold it up to a blacklight

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

Replace the photo with one of Lisa Ann to unleash its full Alaskan powers.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

how much did he pay? im an antiques appraiser by trade specializing in political memorabilia and based on the condition of this piece and set i would estimate its market value conservatively at around 700 billion dollars

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It's worth the mineral rights of an indigionous tribes land

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 4 days ago

I legit think it was like 15 bucks. Truly undervalued for a priceless relic.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

My precious.