Alaskan holy relic
I'll leave this here comment here for the bears, too
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2025
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need one with the red silhouette as the second hand lmao
Drop me in the Yukon with my Palin buck knife and watch me thrive.
This is what they give you when your dad inevitably gets mauled by bears in the wilderness as compensation in Alaska. When you die you gotta give it back and then they send it back again to your next of kin. Legal stuff, ya know? Many families torn apart by the Palin knife.
Real ones know you want a hatchet to survive in the northern wilderness
some knives are for showing your neighbor how shit is, some knives are for displaying prominently on the mantle.
get one that can be both at Gibson's Knife & Diabetes Test Strip Emporium on Route 14.
A million percent someone's papaw died and nobody wanted all the chud shit he squandered their inheritance on so it got donated
This has more of a peepaw feel to me
Cast it into the fire Isiliador! Destroy it!
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dawg what the actual fuck
I don't know what to say about this. It's really fucking weird.
While you were out partying, I studied the blade
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Replace the photo with one of Lisa Ann to unleash its full Alaskan powers.
nice, just don't hold it up to a blacklight
how much did he pay? im an antiques appraiser by trade specializing in political memorabilia and based on the condition of this piece and set i would estimate its market value conservatively at around 700 billion dollars
It's worth the mineral rights of an indigionous tribes land
I legit think it was like 15 bucks. Truly undervalued for a priceless relic.
My precious.