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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 97 points 4 days ago (3 children)

World history without the Arabs, Mongols, Ottomans, imperial Japan? Even from an eurocentristic point of view that's too reductive.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 48 points 4 days ago (1 children)

“Damned Humans, they ruined Humanity!”

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 days ago

"Damned Golgafrinchans, they ruined earth!"

[–] mienshao@lemm.ee 33 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Seriously. Tell me you’re a white american without telling me you’re a white american 🤣

[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 30 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The obsession about skin color in general gave it away.

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[–] shawn1122@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Interestingly eurocentrists often refer to Alexander the Great as taking over "the world" even though he only took over Europe and the Middle East (which is what they saw as "the world" at the time). His troops abandoned him almost immediately upon entering what is now modern day Punjab (Pakistan/India).

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He didn't even take over much of Europe (just Greece), so that's a weird stance for modern-day eurocentrists, anyway.

[–] shawn1122@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

Well, modern day eurocentrists are weird people.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 51 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ghengas Khan, the whitest man in history

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well of course, they wouldn't have picked John Wayne to play him otherwise.

[–] chuymatt@startrek.website 2 points 3 days ago

Kahn of the radiation desert.

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 49 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Yeah, this is giving of some serious "i have never read a book in my life"-energy.

Did the world start 300 years ago?

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 9 points 4 days ago

Even then - during WW2, imperial Japan was committing atrocities on millions of victims. Sure they eventually lost against 'white people', but I don't think that's much comfort to the millions of Chinese people who were killed by the Japanese.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Europeans figuring out how to navigate the deep sea before others starts centuries before then.

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ah yes. The history of the world certainly started with Europe.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The history referenced in this meme starts with the European ships being able to navigate the deep seas.

The post I replied to makes a comment about 300 years which would be well after the history referenced in this meme

[–] XM34@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

This meme references the entirety of world history and it's just blatantly stupid and wrong.

The text doesn't say "colonial age history in one sentence" or even "American history in one sentence", it says "WORLD history in one sentence"

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I refer you to the latter half of the comment you replied to

[–] XM34@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I know.

The meme claims all of world history is caused by white people being dangerous. -> A commentor mentions a very significant instance in said "world history" where white people were in fact not the danger -> you reply by saying said significant instance is not part of the timeline mentioned in the meme, but rather much later -> I respond by saying you don't make any sense because the meme refers to all of world history, therefore including other commentors significant event

Did I miss something?

Yes you missed that I was replying to an earlier comment that would place this in the mid 1700s and that my comment was limited to that part.

Did you really need that explained to you?

[–] shawn1122@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

When home is relatively cold and only borderline habitable, taking yiur chances with going out to sea is an understandable instinct.

[–] bob_lemon@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago

Polynesians were literal millenia ahead of even early European seafarers (I.e. Vikings).

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

American leftists and their guilt complex were once funny, but now shit is getting stale.

[–] spacesatan@leminal.space 5 points 3 days ago

Turns out you can't simplify world history to one sentence without people getting big mad.

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

i mean, world history as of ~500-600 years ago, but yea

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Man, Hutus and Tutsis are going to freak out with this one haha

Also Indians

[–] plyth@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago

Hutus and Tutsis

Look up who introduced those identities

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Half of Disney movies are about kids going against this very parental advice, getting said parents robbed/hurt/killed, and getting rewarded in the process

[–] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Wait, if Aztecs thought white people are gods (unless it's a "Television would never lie" moment), do we have records of how they treated albinos born in their countries?

It wasn't just pale skin. Honestly look at a picture of a Spaniard, and then look at a picture of a Mesoamerican. It's not exactly night and day, is it?

"The Spanish showed up and the natives thought they were gods." So, the natives had myths and folklore about their gods going away across the sea and would someday come back from across the sea. And then one day these big boats show up and what wades ashore but a man with strangely pale skin and strange colored eyes and a big bushy beard wearing metal armor and carrying metal weapons riding some kind of big hoofed animal. He's speaking a weird language you don't understand and HOLY SHIT did he just shoot thunder from that metal stick? Something like eighteen things you haven't seen before just happened.

What do you think was their first hypothesis?

How long do you think it took for them to test that hypothesis?

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

The Aztecs did not view the white men as gods. Depictions of Quetzalcoatl that make him look like a white man/the claim that they confused Cortes for him is pseudohistory based on Spanish depictions and lies.

Here’s an interesting thing I found on ancient Mexican albinism.

[–] shawn1122@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Glad you have a resource to refute this colonial era drivel / brain rot.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

It’s something that Frank Dibble talked about in the Rogan debate. (The entire situation was a shitshow, but I learned a lot from listening to him dribble Hancock around like a basketball, and Professor Dave/Miniminutemen’s coverage of it)

Aztec and Mayan history tends to attract a lot of bullshit (and tend to be treated as interchangeable 😔). The Spaniards burned so much of pre Colombian primary texts that most information is filtered through people who wanted to portray those people as stupid primitive murderous psychopaths to justify their own primitive murderous psychopathy.

[–] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Ooh, nice find!

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago

The veneration was severely overblown. They heeded them as gods in the same way that I heeded my abusive father as a god. And albinos probably just kinda died to the Central American UV. They might have been perceived as cursed.

[–] Owlboi@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

they sound american

[–] sith@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

Everyone knows the Comanches were nothing but peace loving kindness and happy joy.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

Where my Clovis people at?

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Recent world history, at least.

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