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[–] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 100 points 3 days ago (16 children)

I feel like we could have done better than 'baked potato' for a fancy dinner. Come on.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 53 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 22 points 3 days ago (7 children)
[–] flandish@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Or Hasselhoff. Yes, I know it’s “hasselback” but I refuse to change.

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

Yeah baked potato is just a solid lunch choice usually

Potatoes dauphinoise would have fit better

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[–] BruisedMoose@piefed.social 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Like a TWICE baked potato.

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[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 13 points 3 days ago

It's just that many supposedly "fine dining" establishments phone it in with baked because they're easy and customers accept it.

[–] Ymer@feddit.dk 1 points 2 days ago

Pommes fondantes!

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[–] astutemural@midwest.social 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

God bless the people of the Andean Plateau, who looked at a moderately poisonous tuber that can freaking kill you, and said, "Eh, it's fine, just don't eat too many of 'em."

A few thousand years of selective breeding and hard work later, we have one of the most important crops in the world.

Yep hunger does some wild things to people

[–] elvith@feddit.org 52 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Need something to run Linux on? Potato

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 67 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Fucki-, just, fucking fuck off.

Upvoted, obvs. But still.

[–] pepperonisalami@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

Heh. This one's great.

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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 53 points 3 days ago

Wanting to get drunk?

Vodka, distilled fermented potato juice

[–] underline960@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago
[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is stupid. It gets plenty of recognition. Everyone loves potatoes. Makes alcohol too.

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Irish famine. Edit: there is not a potato for every occasion.

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Recreational even.

Wanna get wasted? Vodka Wanna just launch something as far as you can? Potato gun

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Midlife crisis/divorce/utter failure? Vodka.

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[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Cool science class demo about the power of compressed air? Potato gun.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 28 points 3 days ago

Need a battery?

Potato battery.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (8 children)

baked potato is fancy? wow

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[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 days ago

The fact that we eat them on every occasion is recognition.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think oil is doing a lot of unsung work here

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[–] _AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 3 days ago

Want to get more control over the Irish? Potato Famine.

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Rice: hold my sake

Hemp: hold your breath

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 20 points 3 days ago

Boil, mash, stick em a stew!

I heard some grow in permafrost

[–] ZMoney@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Potatoes get plenty of recognition and always have.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The classic Irishman's dilemma: do I eat this potatoe today, or ferment it so I can drink it tomorrow?

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[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Saved that astronaut guy stranded on Mars.

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago
[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

TIL in America, Baked Potato with a Steak is “fancy”, rather than “a Wednesday”.

I’d say the same about eg. Chicken “Kiev” with Potato Dauphinoise, standard ready meal gastropub fare.

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

American, here - definitely not fancy, but it's a common side for a steak, so I assume that's where the association comes from.

I'd expect "fancy" potatoes to be something like fondant, hasselback, or a well-done scalloped (dauphinoise, boulangere, anna).

Source: huge food snob

[–] gazter@aussie.zone 11 points 3 days ago (10 children)

My man, wait until you hear about this thing called rice.

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[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Baked potatoes fancy? I love a baked potato with beans and cheese, but it's hardly fancy.

Fondant potatoes are what you want for fancy (and delicious).

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[–] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They're really versatile, I'm even using one as a laptop.

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[–] arschfidel@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 days ago

Living that potathoe lifestyle

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 11 points 3 days ago (5 children)

What's so fancy about a baked potato?

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