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Kidney bean water fucks you up?
Raw kidney beans fuck you up in general and the water extracts the toxin quite nicely
Huh, thanks! 
You have been blessed by beanis water; let the holy Spirit flow through you as it cleanses the impurities of western hegemony from your system. Lol
I can already feel the colonialism brewing into a hot sludge in my gut. Waiting to be viewed in its purest form
Be sure to flush frequently; if you smell it right you start to like it... Or aleast I assume so since so many people in the Western world believe in it so much. Lol
Oh shit, I hope you don't blow up your doo doo ass.
Hoping I don't Shid out my doo doo as fr 😔
caught a stomach bug and am going through it
doo doo ass solidarity ✊😔
✊😔 I have a respiratory infection rn. Sick gang
yeah always roast and grind your kidney beans before making coffee
I should try other bean waters 🤔
If it was only a sip, you should be alright, small bit of gas maybe.
If it was a full glass of bean-water you're gonna want to get some activated charcoal and a whole lot of gatorade.
It was admittedly more than a sip but less than a glass. I am getting cramps but I don't think it will be anything too serious
Whole lot of Gatorade is probably still advisable
It´s been 5 hours. Any update?
I shidded out my doodoo ass 😔
Had some bad cramps but got over it pretty quickly
praying for ur butt