“Fuck you, I’m adding it to my spine collection. That’ll be $1800.”
Not covered by insurance until you hit your $5000 deductible
“Now, if you’d like, we can sew your asshole shut and that may just get you over that deductible threshold”
Your spine will make a fine addition to my collection
Mortal Kombat DLC looking good so far.
Sub-zero really got his shit together.
Sub-zero M.D: putting that anatomical knowledge to work.
There's no substitute for hands on experience.
Bold words for someone that has no spine.
Must be a politician.
Nah, I'd say it's the opposite, quite spineless
I wouldn't have the courage to tell him to put it back since I would be spineless.
Ok, you get your spine but and I keep your liver, deal?
Albania moment
And when he woke up, His skeleton was missing! And the doctor was never seen again! Anyways, That's how I lost my medical license.
Now we know where congresses spines all went.
Such a classic
Wtf dude
Was not expecting that, thanks for the giggle cx
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