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Would you rather fight a horse shaped duck or a duck shaped horse? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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[-] UprisingVoltage@feddit.it 5 points 1 year ago

You mean sized, right?

A duck-sized horse or a horse-sized duck.

Right??!

[-] allotrope@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Here I thought we would take the horse shaped duck as a new species to populate our environment.

[-] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I don't think I've ever seen someone screw up a classic so bad 😂 😂 😂

[-] jadedctrl@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Obviously the duck-sized horse. That bitch is tiny! What’re they gonna do, poke my ankle to death?

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Not sized.

[-] amminadabz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Herein lies the philosophical conundrum: if it looks like a duck, and is the size of a duck, is it not indeed now a duck?

[-] VanillaDrink@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Horse shaped duck. Ducks are chill, unlike geese.

A Duck shaped horse could potentially freak out and clobber me.

[-] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The original question was whether you'd want to fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses. Is that what you meant to ask?

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I asked what I asked.

[-] robbiedisco@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

What’s taller? A midget giant or a giant midget.

[-] Stan@lemmywinks.com 1 points 1 year ago

Would you rather have a horse shaped dick or a duck shaped dick?

[-] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Duck.

Do the corkscrew.

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